Favorite quotes from frequent off topic posters

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Pavshaus wrote:

"Goddammit. Yeah, I have. First, there's a huge difference between being arrested and being guilty. Second, see, the law changes and I don't. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the law. The law can change from state to state, from nation to nation, from city to city. I guess I have to go by a higher law. How's that? Yeah, I consider myself a road man for the lords of karma."

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ScrotieMcB wrote:

Some people wear their history,
Like a map on their face,
And Joey was an artist,
Just living out of case.

But his best word was his letters home,
His standard works of fiction about imaginary success,
The chorus girls in neon were his closest things to friends,
But to a writer, the truth is no big deal.

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Charan wrote:

Hey, you know, fuck you, man; any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial, man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.

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Qarl wrote:

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Charan wrote:

I buy big packs and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when Chris logs in and takes an itty bitty view
At the titles which I've accrued
He gets sprung

In the next patch we're nerfing this by adding pictures of decrepit old men to forum titles.

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Hardlicker wrote:

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Silocibe wrote:

There are no happy endings in history, only crisis points that pass.

Flattering, but I am no:

Spoiler

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Fire_Kid wrote:

How the fuck did this thread survive past 11 pages?

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Silocibe wrote:

“Let the void come, and bring an end to the tyranny of hope.”

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ScrotieMcB wrote:

Bomb, this is Lt. Doolittle. You are *not* to detonate in
the bomb bay. I repeat, you are NOT to detonate in the bomb bay!

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Fire_Kid wrote:

You've got to be a stupid mother fucker to get fired on your day off!

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Hardlicker wrote:

I'd find a woman that would drive me to drink if it wasn't such a short walk for me.

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ScrotieMcB wrote:

The only thing I hate more than mornings or people are morning people.

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MoonYu wrote:

What if when we die the light we see at the end of a tunnel is just us being pushed out of another vagina?

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Silocibe wrote:

I'm not being lazy, I'm just currently in energy saving mode.

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Pavshaus wrote:

WOuld you like som making fuk, BERZERKER
my love for you is like a truck, BERZEKER

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VictorDoom wrote:

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

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Pavshaus wrote:

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

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Hardlicker wrote:

If your one night stand calls you and says she got checked up and has chlamydiae, remember to act like you didnt know