Funny Jokes and memes!
|
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "hey buddy, do you know there is a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
DISCLAIMER!
The views and expressed opinions of Dragon are solely those of a drunken redneck and are not necessarily those of a sane person. Any likeness of intelligence is strictly coincidental and should not be taken seriously. His posts should not be read... by anyone. |
|
|
bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough...
DISCLAIMER!
The views and expressed opinions of Dragon are solely those of a drunken redneck and are not necessarily those of a sane person. Any likeness of intelligence is strictly coincidental and should not be taken seriously. His posts should not be read... by anyone. |
|
|
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds." So I bought her a scale. DISCLAIMER!
The views and expressed opinions of Dragon are solely those of a drunken redneck and are not necessarily those of a sane person. Any likeness of intelligence is strictly coincidental and should not be taken seriously. His posts should not be read... by anyone. |
|
  DISCLAIMER! The views and expressed opinions of Dragon are solely those of a drunken redneck and are not necessarily those of a sane person. Any likeness of intelligence is strictly coincidental and should not be taken seriously. His posts should not be read... by anyone. Last edited by Dragon585#3483 on Jul 31, 2013, 8:45:12 PM
|
|
 |
|
|
Remember when I won a screenshot contest and made everyone butt-hurt? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
|
|
" oh my... wow just wow. DISCLAIMER!
The views and expressed opinions of Dragon are solely those of a drunken redneck and are not necessarily those of a sane person. Any likeness of intelligence is strictly coincidental and should not be taken seriously. His posts should not be read... by anyone. |
|
|
.
DISCLAIMER! The views and expressed opinions of Dragon are solely those of a drunken redneck and are not necessarily those of a sane person. Any likeness of intelligence is strictly coincidental and should not be taken seriously. His posts should not be read... by anyone. Last edited by Dragon585#3483 on Aug 7, 2013, 2:48:28 PM
|
|
|
wow..that must have been one hell of a fart.....
LLD BOTW spark/arc caster guide http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1133731
|
|
 DISCLAIMER!
The views and expressed opinions of Dragon are solely those of a drunken redneck and are not necessarily those of a sane person. Any likeness of intelligence is strictly coincidental and should not be taken seriously. His posts should not be read... by anyone. |
|
