What unique would you make if you could win the "make your unique" challenge

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Foreverhappychan wrote:

The fact that you think they'd BOTHER adjusting a unique for any given meta is fucking cracking me up, fellow old-timer.

Gotta dream a little now and then :P

Way back in 2011 closed beta when things were much simpler, I wanted a simple sword weapon with 1-1 phys damage but like 3.0 attack speed. The thinking behind it was that such an insane base attack speed would easily allow people to make it broken regardless of base damage.

I have no idea what I would make today to be honest.

unique shield: The essence of death.

summon zombies instead summons your maximum number of zombies
summon zombies doesn't require a corpse
summon zombies gain 100% of non-chaos damage as extra chaos damage
summon zombies can only deal chaos damage
zombies summoned recently cannot take damage
+2 to level of summon zombies.
zombies summoned recently are aggressive.
Other minion skills cannot deal damage.
players cannot deal damage.

1- A Unique Heist trinket named "Alexy's Downfall" that says "Equip me and open your Heist Stash" (Flavor text) that then turns your Heist stash into a very rudimentary version of Tetris.

or

2- A Unique Map called "Stall with me" that is a map that shows your passive tree as the tile set. It has a special mod that says "Player speed is always 50% of base value while in this map" it has a maze like layout and at the end of the maze is a chest that spits out a PoB link to the #1 PoE Ninja Build once you complete it.

I would make a Saviour-like wand, which would summon two clones upon casting a spell but your clones would cast your spells automatically at enemies with 35% less damage than you.

Otherwise I'd make an amulet or something that makes chaos orbs drop as awakened sextants instead. Sextant prices this league are absolutely ridiculous.

Curse of the Forsaken
Prismatic Jewel
Elemental conversion doesn't apply.
All damage converted to physical damage.
"They couldn't feel Hatred, Wrath, Anger, they could only feel Pride. Their Pride became Arrogance, and their Arrogance became their curse" - Someone, probably.

Dropping from the Feared because why not.

i would make an adult toy as a weapon and slap em zombies silly.

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satanttin wrote:

i would make an adult toy as a weapon and slap em zombies silly.

1. They would reject that.
2. And that would be a shame.

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Foreverhappychan wrote:

1. They would reject that.
2. And that would be a shame.

https://scum.fandom.com/wiki/Dildo_Spear

Damn. I expected that to be something from Monkey Island.

What a let down.