What unique would you make if you could win the "make your unique" challenge

I tried to search for this thread, thinking there definitely was one but I likely missed it, searched wrong, or it genuinely wasn't there.

I think I'd like to make a unique logbook. One where maven comes down, laughs, and you fight all of the logbooks bosses at the same time. Just mayhem. Make it level 100. Only droppable by logbook bosses. Just a total nightmare. Something nearly impossible, if not impossible.

I'm sure everyone has a bow or ring but really, I want some truly messed up mayhem. I want there to be famous reaction videos to everyone that didn't read this thread and see their horror and frustration. Also, they drop nothing. You get nothing as a reward. Maybe 1 in 10 wins you can hear Maven sneeze or something silly.

Unique ring;

+40-60 life
5% movement speed
+10 to all resistances
"Rarer unique items are more easily found, but become BoA when dropped for you"

Unique Shield

shields modifiers are 50-100 increased in magnitude
deal 20% less damage
can equip another shield
armor/es/evasion from shields deals damage to attacks
15% less movement speed

or

Unique helmet

Can socket rings/amulets into the helmet
provides the effect at 30% value
cannot wear rings/amulets
cannot regenerate life
vision radius is 0

"Lone Wolf"
Unique Agate Amulet

+50-100 Life
You have Onslaught if not in a party
50% increased critical strike chance if not in a party
Grants Level 1 Perspective Skill

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Level 1 Perspective skill (stance skill)
Lesser Perspective: Strike skills target 1-3 enemies, 10-30% LESS damage (based on the + to targets).
Greater Perspective: Strike skills can only target 1 enemy, 30% MORE damage, secondary effects of strike skills are disabled.

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Phrazz wrote:

"Lone Wolf"
Unique Agate Amulet

+50-100 Life
You have Onslaught if not in a party
50% increased critical strike chance if not in a party
Grants Level 1 Perspective Skill

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Level 1 Perspective skill (stance skill)
Lesser Perspective: Strike skills target 1-3 enemies, 10-30% LESS damage (based on the + to targets).
Greater Perspective: Strike skills can only target 1 enemy, 30% MORE damage, secondary effects of strike skills are disabled.

I like this. A party mechanic.

A ring which when in the left slot forces every drop to be fully linked. But you can only drop white items. But if you have it on your right slot you cannot drop any currency items and every item is corrupted.

Stats: - 50% item quantity and - 100% item rarity

A belt with no stats but a logout macro every time you are affected by ground effects or other ailments

Would do a troll unique as the alternate Gavel when everyone was searching for the Mjollnir haha.

A bow named The Glass Cannon, which would mechanically be exactly what the name suggests ^^

A linear version of the Thread of hope jewel. When you place 2 of the jewels anywhere on your tree it makes a narrow straight line between them where you can freely allocate passive points.

or

An item that swaps the effects of charges. So you could have an item that grants:

Power charges instead grant the effect of endurance charges.
Endurance charges instead grant the effect of frenzy charges.
Frenzy charges instead grant the effect of power charges.

or Power -> Frenzy, Endurance -> Power, Frenzy -> Endurance.