I'm the best player ever born, ask me anything.



Welcome my name is Lyncher but you can call me Lyn and I'm ready to answer your urgent questions.

FAQ:


Who asked?

-You did.
What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
-Tiramisu
Why do you care about poeninja dps ladder, NERD?
-Because I'm slightly fascinated by how bad the default config is and how the worst builds often end up in number 1. spot but people that do not know better still copy them 1:1. I do not blame the page creator because I understand that there are simply too many builds and if it was easy to improve it would be done, but it is still bad and people should be aware that sorting by dps and doing ctrl+c ctrl+v is bad idea for many if not most builds. Too many people pm me to fix their builds because they "follow this chad's setup from poeninja and it does not work"
Mayo or ketchup?
-Mayo because fat is more important than sugar just do not eat too much of it.
How would you solve the trolley problem?
-Same as Neuro-Sama

I do not see you in 1. spot anymore, how come?
-After 6 or how many hours poeninja updates the profiles and I'll be in setup that does more real dps instead of poeninja dps that accounts for almost nothing that matters ingame including things like elusive(nightblade), shock effect and trinity support

This for example gives 0dps gain while being one of best things ingame for both damage and defense for you easily max your shock% and aoe freeze enemies. But to get up in poeninja you need to wear rare jewels instead.(and swap to the good ones after it updates, well that is if you care about it which you probably should not)
People miss out on these nice things by looking at "artificial/suboptimal" profiles.
It is also hard to see that this is any good using PoB itself with your own config, because status effect calculation is such elusive target. So just keep that in mind for the next time you will plan your builds.
How to be as amazing as you my Lord?
-You can easily beat my numbers, my budget was 1div for the paper improvement(and I've actually earned 2div profit by selling the gems back, funny how trade works) I did not change any of my items so by doing so you can reach 2x more easily probably even 3x.
This post has Mirror's seal of approval. Do keep the questions coming so i get that sweet dopamine from attention.
I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty and gay,
And I pity Any girl who isn’t me today!
Last edited by CAKE#4700 on Jan 26, 2023, 12:32:20 AM
Last bumped on Jan 25, 2023, 1:03:07 AM
cringe
What happened to the other 4?
If I like a game, it'll either be amazing later or awful forever. There's no in-between.

I am Path of Exile's biggest whale. Period.
OP reminds me a lot of KMQ....is this him with a new name?
Pretty sure Kiss Me Quick is both better at trolling and more informative.
Only 36 challenges? You new here bro?
Q: You don´t have one of those spare 150divinedps dotbows lying around by any chance ? I´m running out of time to test wheter your tiny investment in nondmg-ailments compares to a fullsend on elementalist.

cause i view that 100%more as a bit of a trap when you still have room to increase the rawdmg by 100%more, but maybe thats just my faulty thinking.
And yes i agree, chilling bosses with 40%speedreduction is a loveable thing while shockingly setting them on fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDs-Y5DNH8
Gutting Gameplay Gradually
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Lachdanan wrote:
Q: You don´t have one of those spare 150divinedps dotbows lying around by any chance ? I´m running out of time to test wheter your tiny investment in nondmg-ailments compares to a fullsend on elementalist.

cause i view that 100%more as a bit of a trap when you still have room to increase the rawdmg by 100%more, but maybe thats just my faulty thinking.
And yes i agree, chilling bosses with 40%speedreduction is a loveable thing while shockingly setting them on fire.


I can provide this fantastic dot bow with +gem levels +arrow for free.

+3gems +1arrow +very dot +price is right +t1 physical roll


btw the jewel does not spread ignite which is bit of sad but not big deal for my build, for that you'd need relic or glove implicit or whatever else is there(fan the flames used to do it, and ofcourse prolif support)

My ignite is only like 50k dps, for me makes more sense scaling poison. I could do fire dot only if i find relic with "your lightning damage can ignite"

Or using conflux on helm, but 3sec uptime after 5sec waiting is not enough to make it work.
I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty and gay,
And I pity Any girl who isn’t me today!
wrong class?
https://poe.ninja/challenge/builds?skill=Venom-Gyre&sort=dps
why are you so bad, can't find you :(

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