The story in POE explained.

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valy wrote:

The hoe thanks me for the effort and gives me the keys to the sewers as a reward, thinking to myself there's nothing I'd rather have

I bursted out laughing here. That shit is so true.


Well done my friend, well done. :D

Glad it made some of you have a laugh as intended, it does make a nice change from the normal tone of these forums :)

As to how long it took me, was only about 20-30 mins and most of that was trying to spell check and sort the typos etc. (I was tired as hell though and reading back I still missed some)

Tom Cruise will return in act 3.5 and hopefully get his pants by then!

Funniest Story i have heard in a while! Good Job!

awful boring and stupid. Wouldn't read again. In fact didn't read past act 1.

That was really funny, gj and free bump !! ;)

+1 internets to you good sir

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Rydis1 wrote:

awful boring and stupid. Wouldn't read again. In fact didn't read past act 1.

It's okay, ADD isn't your fault.

Great readm had people looking at me and asked what I was Lol'ing about and they don't play PoE so they didn't understand....

Dude, I laughed out loud countless times reading this. Thank you! Hhahahahaha

P.S. - I guess it just goes to show you how GREAT of a GAME POE is, but just how damn awful the actual storyline is. ahhaha

I didn't feel like reading it all in one sitting. I've read the first paragraph, bookmarked the thread, and will take a nice nap and try to dream of what will happen next to our brave hero, Tom Cruise.