Poor Bannon (doomed forever)

With thousands of times a day forever and ever dieing for the cause. That's significantly worse than Captain Karl Lanser who is doomed to relive the same horror forever: The Twilight Zone "Judgement Night" or John Colicos who is stuck for all eternity being rescued at sea by another ship that is doomed to sink: Night Gallery “Lone Survivor”.

I am sorry for your eternal pain Bannon.

tbh I just pretend it's Steve Bannon and then I don't feel bad

it could be worst, he could be a nameless exile who got his face eaten by the guy he tried to save from the ship wreck

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codetaku wrote:

tbh I just pretend it's Steve Bannon and then I don't feel bad

imagine someone that irrelevant living rent free in your head all this time

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Imaginaerum wrote:

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codetaku wrote:

tbh I just pretend it's Steve Bannon and then I don't feel bad

imagine someone that irrelevant living rent free in your head all this time

You mean dying rent free.

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Imaginaerum wrote:

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codetaku wrote:

tbh I just pretend it's Steve Bannon and then I don't feel bad

imagine someone that irrelevant living rent free in your head all this time

lol it's not my fault that Bannon was still white house chief strategist back when Fall of Oriath was released (and also during the whole FoO beta period, which I played a lot). That association has been thoroughly cemented.

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Foogalicious wrote:

You mean dying rent free.

Heh, also this. Got emmmmmm

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caboom wrote:

it could be worst, he could be a nameless exile who got his face eaten by the guy he tried to save from the ship wreck

True, very true. That poor exile is in an even worse "death by zombie" pain than Bannon. No matter how fast I can kill the zombie when grinding out an Oni-Goroshi that poor guy always dies. At some point in the UH hunt GGG should allow us to save that exile (maybe after you get and equip Charan's Sword and reach level 9) and get a great reward (a 6 link chest).

Think about it GGG. Has anyone ever logged out after getting the OG to go back and kill the zombie and save that guy. I seriously doubt it. Who would think of doing that. That's in the same category as repeatedly killing Hillock but not advancing to Lioneye's Watch but logging out, waiting until the zone resets, then repeat the Hillock kill, and keep doing that until => level 6 and eventually a different Hillock shows up that has a great sword drop. Some one had to be the first to figure that out.

Who knows how many other "Easter Eggs" GGG has hidden in PoE.

Respect for Bannon you don't need to talk to him after beating dudes in cathedral rooftop and he'll go to town himself while he's half dead hunched over and still greet you with the liveliest, friendliest voice ever.

Clarissa however after you kill the blackguards, and her hands get untied, does not to go sarn unless to chat with her and assure her she's ok or whatever and not learn where tolman is from her because we all have already gone to crema, gotten the bracelet and came back to town to realize we forgot to baby her ass back to town so we can't get sewer key immediately.

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biyte wrote:

Respect for Bannon you don't need to talk to him after beating dudes in cathedral rooftop and he'll go to town himself while he's half dead hunched over and still greet you with the liveliest, friendliest voice ever.

Clarissa however after you kill the blackguards, and her hands get untied, does not to go sarn unless to chat with her and assure her she's ok or whatever and not learn where tolman is from her because we all have already gone to crema, gotten the bracelet and came back to town to realize we forgot to baby her ass back to town so we can't get sewer key immediately.

Ya I made that mistake once. I ran to her to get the sewer grate keys and did a WTF where is she (is this a bug)? Then a moment later I realized I hadn't talked to her. That was a DOH! moment for sure.

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caboom wrote:

it could be worst, he could be a nameless exile who got his face eaten by the guy he tried to save from the ship wreck

True, very true. That poor exile is in an even worse "death by zombie" pain than Bannon. No matter how fast I can kill the zombie...

When I farmed Oni, I stopped clicking the exile and thus condemning him to death by being eaten.
Dunno if being half-dead on the shore is any better, though.