Ya'll have special names for some of the monsters you encounter often?

i call those rock pile monsters, "gorignaks". that should be obvious.

for that multistriking groundslammer rogue exile (xandro blooddrinker, i think) when i meet him in a high-level map: "fuck, no!" (it is both what i say, and what i call him.)


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Fucking snake (annoying snake)
Fucking Bameth (Bameth)
Fucking bird (bird)

etc.
Titty Bitches
Drop Bears
Lag Worms
Tar Zeds
Fire Doges
Puke Birds
Torr Olgosso, Champion of Strongboxes
Lightning Nopes
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Only two that I can think of.

Titty Shooters - Tentacle Miscreation
Stupid F**king Falling Bears - Plumetting Ursa
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Last edited by HoofMast#4268 on Mar 3, 2025, 8:34:11 PM
Don't really have too many of them, aside from using '*map name* boss' instead of the proper names of most map bosses, or characterizing some by their dangerous attacks ('chargers' for all charging enemies, 'leapers' for frog chimeras, 'flicker spiders', etc). You know, generic stuff, nothing with a personal flair or esoteric meaning.


But I do have one:

"Coward" - Daresso. Cuz yeah, the "legendary" "duelist" even in his own dreams has to hide behind magical swords that do way more damage than he does. Also sometimes called 'Wannabe Swordking'.
Last edited by Shppy#6163 on Jun 25, 2016, 3:07:49 PM
Titty bitches, of course.

Oyun = Onion

Some guy once gave me a chuckle when he called The Guardian of the Mound "Hyper Goat" lol

And after Daresso says, "A King of Swords is nothing if he cannot defend his crown" I call him Nothing. :)

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Haku: When I see him on maps I yell "Taola Moana GO FUCK YOURSELF!"



Ha! One time I saw him and said "Tala Moana my tallywhacker, motherfucker." No idea where that even came from. :)
Last edited by Siegelayer#0390 on Jun 25, 2016, 3:44:41 PM
TItty Bitches - A classic, Been around nearly as long as the mob has.

I call the drop bears, "Kamikaze Teddy Bears".
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Last edited by jorbarn#5801 on Jun 25, 2016, 4:05:31 PM
Machinegun chickens
Hurl birds
Pop up pos's
Turd flingers (monkeys)

Flicker Striking Bobble Heads (Undying Grapplers)

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