|✡| 7/7 |✡| Ξ UPDATED. Ξ What will you do if I give you 3k pure exalted ? (standard league)

I'd press Tab and check the top right corner.

Then I'd wonder when the temporary league has ended.

Then I'd log out and spend some time in the sun.

Not care, because standard is a dumpster and I don't waste time with trash.

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I would probably cry because no one has ever done something that nice for me. I would then dry my tears with exalts.

Realistically I'd probably buy a better dagger, better shield, better gloves, better ring, better amulet and carry on leveling my witch.


They are decent but need to be upgraded.

6L a bunch of shitty uniques and vaal them.

I'd try to organize a cool giveaway. I don't play standard!

Improve my body armours on my highest characters, and maybe craft a wand or two.
Oh and buy some Vaal orbs because I love Vaaling jewels ;)

Dont even need that much exalt because only 2 things i want is mirrored harbringer bow + headhunter. Maybe i get them both in one day.... maybe.

I can't believe nobody else said this before but...

I would (try to) hoard every nice alt art unique and wait until skin transfers are global.

I'd give it all to my stalker boyfriend who has very fast shipping.

If he's reading this it should dawn on him how insane and creepy his stalker love for me is.