will give away beta account!

A duck waddles into the hardware store and asks the hardware clerk, "Do you sell grapes?"
The hardware man says, "No, sorry sir, this is a hardware store, we don't sell grapes."
The duck thanks him and waddles on out.

The next day, the same duck waddles into the same hardware store and asks the same hardware clerk, "Do you sell grapes?"
The hardware man says, "No, and if you come in again asking for grapes, I'm going to nail your beak shut!"
The duck thanks him and waddles on out.

The very next day, the very same duck waddles into the very same hardware store and asks the very same hardware clerk, "Do you sell nails?"
The hardware clerk says, "We do sir, but unfortunately, we're all sold out."
The duck replies, "Do you sell grapes?"

It's over, you do realize that right?

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Nalra wrote:

It's over, you do realize that right?

its not over - look back its someone else who claimed a winner silly

Men be all acting like zombies at da mall

Something amusing....

Whats the Difference between Light and Hard????

















you can sleep with a light on.....

sorry,,,,,

hahaha!

Rules Of Washington:


If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.

Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.

There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.

An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

Chicken little only has to be right once.

"NO" is only an interim response.

You can't kill a bad idea.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

The truth is a variable.

A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent.

You can agree with any concept or notional future option, in principle, but fight implementation every step of the way.

A promise is not a guarantee.

If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.

This is very against the rules..

you might be poor,your shoes might be broken..but your mind is a palace..

dear santa...