If I had a missile system I'd aim it at Blizzard and launch...

Stahp whining, Diablo 3 was the greatest game ever made. Makes D1 and D2 look like child's play. Only the truest of heart and strongest of will can understand what makes D3 great. I mean it's literally just top down WoW, how can you argue against it's greatness?

/sarcasm off :P

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ScrotieMcB wrote:

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Charan wrote:

A day doesn't go by where I'm not supremely thankful for the relative impotence of people online.

I'm sure the male enhancement pill salesmen feel exactly the same way.

Your knowledge of such pharmaceuticals is quite impressive o.O

Try building/leading a world of warcrap guild with always close to 1000 active toons/500+ members/10-12k cash flow per week/1.5+ mil gold worth of assets/8 tabs with over 650k worth of stuff in it/472 level 90 toons/over 600 max professions/over 2100 guild chieve points/2 accounts with each storage toon having it's own 5 tab guild bank with a couple exceptions of less than 5/lots and lots and lots of jealous haters who would harass me every damn time I got on for over 9 months straight. When I pleaded with Blizzard to stop it I got this from the stupid motherf*c*e*s:

Dear Player

We are contacting you today regarding your
multiple in-game ticket submissions to the Customer Support team over
the past few months. We have noticed a troubling trend in these submissions,
reaching a point where we must ask explicitly for your future compliance.
You have filed numerous tickets on the in-game harassment issue and
have been given the appropriate resolution for this issue. Please be
aware that continuing to submit tickets on the same issue and refusing
to heed our response constitutes a violation of our Game Master Harassment
policy. The ignore feature is within the game to protect players from
harassment issues. It also helps us track on-going harassment issues
by allow us to see when players by-pass this feature to continue the
harassment on another character, Also, there is a feature within the
game that allows players to report Language, botting, spam and other
harassment issues. With this feature in place players no longer need
to put in a direct ticket to the Game Masters about harassment issues.
This feature sends a direct report to us that is faster for the player.
We are requesting that you start to use this feature for any harassment
reports. By either right clicking the character portrait or the name
of the character within a chat window, an option menu will appear. From
that window Click "Report Player For" and then select "Cheating", you
will have the option to enter any details that may add us in our investigation.
Please note: should you disregard this letter, the account(s) you are
using will be temporarily suspended. Further violations will result
in more severe actions being taken, up to and including closure of the
account. We do not take these actions lightly, and we do hope for a
positive support relationship with you in the future. Thank you for
your time.

Regards, Customer Support Blizzard Entertainment

Needless to say, it progressively got worse, Blizzard did absofu*k*nglutely nothing until I actually threw in the towel and quit the game, leaving behind everything to sit and rot until the game ends someday. Then, all of a sudden, there was some actual interest in helping me. Too late, you dumbasses. I worked thousands of hours on that guild. Blizzard sucks sucks sucks. I hate them with a passion that you can't even imagine.

Ignoring would have done absolutely nothing to stop this situation because it was so bad and it actually turned into a sport, throughout the realm, to harass me due to the fact that everyone learned how grossly negligent Blizzard was about this sort of thing. I tried to explain it to the retards at customer support. DUUUUHHHH we make minimal money because we have minimal brain power. Sorry player.

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BaconRulez wrote:

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ScrotieMcB wrote:

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Charan wrote:

A day doesn't go by where I'm not supremely thankful for the relative impotence of people online.

I'm sure the male enhancement pill salesmen feel exactly the same way.

Your knowledge of such pharmaceuticals is quite impressive o.O

Teh internet is for porn.

And teh porn is apparently for penis enhancement advertisements.

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MoonYu wrote:

Waste a missile on Blizzard! Phsst!

All you would do is damage the exterior and surface.

Spoiler

This looks like the Umbrella bunker from Resident Evil 2.

At this time, as I drop my shorts to my ankles, and bend over, I would like to cordially invite everyone at Blizzard to come kiss so hard that my hair comes off.

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ScrotieMcB wrote:

And teh porn is apparently for penis enhancement advertisements.

Feel free to try the latter and send me pictures of the results.

yeah, lets get weird, bhavv