General Discussion - What's better than finding Exalted Orb? - Forum

You know, every time (which I guess is only 2 times) that I've had an exalted drop it's been on some shitty zombie mob or something of the sort.. Like you would expect to sorta find it on a big boss loot or at least a rare mob but nope, I just killed a few zombies on the coast and out pops an exalt! wohoo Also, ever since I started finding chaos in chests, there's not a single dinky chest I walk by without popping open, just sayin :)	Posted by Gagelovett#2762 on May 1, 2014, 2:15:21 PM Quote this Post
" DogFaceNoSpace wrote: That's a lot of auras. Can you run those w/o alphas howl? you know what i thought alpha's howl 8% reduction only works for auras in helm itself... until now!	Posted by CCR5#7770 on May 2, 2014, 3:21:44 AM Quote this Post
" CCR5 wrote: What's better than finding Exalted Orb? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their... minions.	Posted by JohnWeps#0698 on May 2, 2014, 3:33:09 AM Quote this Post
" LazerTechnoBuddha wrote: " Sojer wrote: It's really simple whats better... Sex with a real girl. i would like to contest that. finding an exalted orb is rare and beyond your control, most men in the world is having sex regularly. being in a relationship, as long as my girlfriend isnt sick or pissed at me i could have sex. i actually often choose to play PoE over sex. while having sex certainly is nice, as soon as you realize that putting your penis into a girl isnt everything, you will have a far better quality of life, you will start to see that there is other things equally or more important. it will also make it easier for said penis to be placed inside a girl. btw why would you need to point out that the girl is "real"? How does finding an exalted orb improve the quality of life?	Posted by rng_god#0704 on May 2, 2014, 4:35:18 AM Quote this Post
What's better than finding exalted orb? Finding exalted orb lying on a tummy of a beautiful women with extra pair of awesomeness, just sleeping on a beach. The second before you realize that THIS IS WRAECLAST! And she is probably going to kill you very, very soon. Got carried away, sorry guys :) Ten years of happy marriage.	Posted by aldorus#6039 on May 2, 2014, 4:39:09 AM Quote this Post
getting laid by one of the victoria's secret models ... * Forum Avatar - $500USD ... -- Bex_GGG	Posted by estu87#5462 on May 2, 2014, 4:48:49 AM Quote this Post
Eating a great dinner and eating out a sexy lady.	Posted by Nightmare90#4217 on May 2, 2014, 6:45:11 AM Quote this Post
Finding an eternal, finding a mirror, getting a blowjob R.I.P. my beloved P.o.E.	Posted by ampdecay#1924 on May 2, 2014, 7:35:59 AM Quote this Post
" Nightmare90 wrote: Eating a great dinner out a sexy lady. True fact's. Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes	Posted by Boem#2861 on May 2, 2014, 8:00:46 AM On Probation Quote this Post
Well finding a mirror and selling it illegally, will provide you the chance to do anything listed on this thread, from buying an exalted to going to an expensive restaurant. Good vaal orbs : http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/840813 Bad ones : http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/812199 Why? http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/854397(I got an answer)	Posted by VaultzInex#4933 on May 2, 2014, 12:42:56 PM Quote this Post