Cows, and the uncanny fact that they do exist

Cows. Everybody knows them. Nobody cares about them. They eat grass or some other cheap product of abundance, they just stand there, looking stupid.
They give milk, they give meat - and lots of it! - and if you are desperate you can use their hides and their fur to make you some clothing, or a tent. You can even use their splintered bones to stick them into your enemy's throat.

In short, cows are terribly useful.

But that is not all. Cows produce such an enormous amount of carbon dioxide that a United Nations report identified them as the number one destroyer of the environment [1]. Naturally, it is only in the best interest of everybody to kill them off.

But has anybody ever asked the question, why that is so? How can it be that such a tremendously useful animal exists? And at the same time there be so many incentives to let it "kick the bucket"?

Could it actually be that there is some of CREATOR, who put cows on this our planet just so that we have plentiful food - and in more primitive cultures: clothing, weapons, etc.?
I mean, what else could be the role of cows, from a darwinian point of view? They just stand there, munching their grass, being totally useless, unless being milked or dead.

To drive home the point more clearly: Just imagine you were playing some kind of god-game (like Populous), wouldn't cows be the most awesome (and somewhat cheesy) thing to give to your people?

I am not saying the fact that cows exist proves creationists to be right. But doesn't it strike you as odd? And even more so, in light of all this, doesn't the fact that cows generally are being taken for granted suggest some sort of universal denial? Intended?

Maybe we actually are nothing but pawns in some sort of intergalactic game, is all I'm saying. Just be aware. And never let your guards down. THEY might be out there ...


[1] http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?newsID=20772&#.U2E_0_mSyu8

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Cows are smarter than you think.

Have you ever seen a cat jumping up to a doorhandle because it knows exactly that this triggers a mechanism that will open the door? I have, plenty of times.

Have you ever seen a cow do it? I never did.

See my point?

@MoonYu: Nice song, but as far as I understand it, the word cow is to be taken figuratively here, unless I misunderstood. Doesn't seem to help my case anyhow.

not pawns,..


Also you forgot mentioning that you can make electricity out of cows,
while combing them with amber and heating their shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qib2mGM_DiM

Finally someone who understood. But I don't know that much about physics, so I don't really know what you are talking about. You mean you can make their shit explode and make some sort of combustion engine out of it, or maybe some sort of hydraulics system?

I'm sorry, but this freaks me out. It's a lose/lose situation. You kill them, and you are doing exactly what they want you to do. You don't kill them and they kill the planet by farting it to death.

I'm outta here ...

If you think the usefullness of the domestic cow is too much to be a mere coincidence, it's probably because it isn't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_breeding

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Upandatem wrote:

If you think the usefullness of the domestic cow is too much to be a mere coincidence, it's probably because it isn't.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_breeding

Sure. But this is exactly what they want you to believe. Only, when you really think of it, it turns out to be nothing but a rationalisation.
Seriously, do you really believe it possible to turn free-roaming animals, able to survive the most vicious predators, into complacent, dewy-eyed "Eat-Me's" within a couple of a thousand years? And how does evolutionist theory fit into that? Survival of the fittest? Really? How unfit can you get??

What I forgot to mention:

Why are so many cows painted black and white? Doesn't it strike you as ominous that any animalkind that is living without any kind of effective defensive mechanisms are capable of blending in with the environment ... while so many cows do anything but?
They stand out, literally saying, "Here I am. Come and eat me. I'm slow and stupid and provide plenty of food!"

There was another point, but I'm too excited right now. Maybe later, when I have clamed down a bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

P.S cows are smarter than the OP.