Goat Head MTX

YES PLZ GIVE IT

^ My nightmares.

Updated, can we get a Goat head puking maggots?

i came to this post by accident and... WTF IS GOING ON HERE :D

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Sotilis wrote:

i came to this post by accident and... WTF IS GOING ON HERE :D

Goat solidarity

-During a rainy day, Goatie was playing outside, with his goatmask, but then, he lose the grip of it, and falls off into thread suggestion topics-

"Oh noes! my goat!"

-Goatmask falls into a sewer during that rainy day-

-When he thinks, he lost his mask forever, a strange mtx dev guy pops up from the suggestions sewer-

"Hi goatie! aren't you gonna say: hello?"

-Goatie waves his head replying "no"-

-mtx dev guy replies-

"Oh! c'mon bucko'! dont you want a mtx?"

-Goatie emphatizes with a smile attempting to stretch his hand, but somethings odd, so he replies-

"Im not supposed to take stuff from strangers. My wallet said so."

-mtx dev guy replies-

"Very wise of your wallet, very wise indeed.
I, Goatie, im Dev, Dev the mtx developer. And you, you are Goatie! so now, we know eachother! krr-Rekt?"

-Goatie replies to the flawless logic with a smile-

"I guess so, i gotta go."

-mtx dev guy replies-

"GO?!
Without this?"



-Goatie replies enthusiastic-

"MY GOAT!"

-mtx dev guy also replies enthusiastically-

"Ex-actly!
Go on bub',
take it."

-Goatie still feels there's something odd, and refuses to take the offer-

-so mtx dev guy replies-

"aww..
You want it don't you Goatie?
ohh, of course you do!
And there is gems, and auras, and all sorts of effects down here!"

"..and goatmasks too! all kinds!"

-Goatie replies enthusiastic-

"Do they glow?"

-mtx dev guy replies in an odd manner-

"Oh yes... they glow...Goatie...THEY GLOW!."

-Goatie extends his arm to to attepmt reach that goatmask he desires-

-mtx guy continue his monologue reply-

"..and when youre down here with me.. YOU'LL GLOW TOO!"

-Gets a grip of wally the wallet, Goatie's wallet-

/END OF STORY.

What's the moral of the story?

Moral of the story is I want a Goat's Head



E: Someone's been watching IT

The Witch sporting the inevitable Goat's Head MTX

Baaaaaah.

As I go by the IGN of TheOneTrueGoat, I can only approve. Restore the baaaahlance! Give us more goats!