Favorite good or cheesy pick up lines

Right. Where's the bloody fork lift?

"There y'are then. Smoko finished tem minutes ago matey!
Yer wanter chuck them pallets on the back of me truck? I got three more pickups this arvo!"

"Oh tell me pretty maiden are there any more at home like you?"

I demand that you cease to molest that bandicoot on the instant sirrah!

"You have chips and I have fish..
Combine the two - a dainty dish"

"I said yes and you said no
Then you told me where to go
- A place that's very very hot!
I really wish that you had not!"

Come, my beloved and in the fire of spring
The winter garment of repentance fling
The bird of time has but a little way to fly
-And Lo! the bird is on the wing!

*NB Attributed to Omar Khayam ('Omar the Tentmaker') c. 1123 A.D. Taken from the 1859 translation by Fitzgerald.

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The best pick up line of all times is "Are you an archaeologist?", hands down.

@ dust7

LOL Liked that one - I'm in a related field!

I also like this one:-

"John, that was your name wasn't it?
And yes, I'd love a little drink,
So let me give you a great big kiss for being such a gentleman and offering.
My name?
Oh, you don't want to know that.
You do?
I'm Vampirella!"

Kids these days. So young, so naive. Think you have cheesy pick up lines? Think again. *grins*

"You sweat very little for someone so big."

"Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!"

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

"Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants."