Want a beta key? Have an extra friend invite? This is the thread for anonymous invites!

How does the train? "noooOOOOOOB nooooOOOOOOB!"

Let's get the train back rolling!

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thebigalex wrote:

How does the train? "noooOOOOOOB nooooOOOOOOB!"

Let's get the train back rolling!

+1

does anyone have a spare key? thanks :)

*rolls for a beta key*

DM- "Now roll your luck"

*rolls for luck*

DM- "Hrmmm, interesting"
DM- "now roll for initiative"
Me- "Wait did i get the key?"
DM- "Are you going to roll again?"

*Rolls for initiative, for a beta key using luck modifier*

DM- "interesting indeed"
ME- "What did i get it?"
DM- "We will see..."

*DM: starts to do math on his paper*
*ME: anxiously waits for answer*

need beta key PM thx

Waitin beta key from august. Can any1 send me an invite, plz?

WOULD LOVE A KEY!
<3

Don't give me a key

the train has been derailed and not to be seen again. only acts of homosexual fornications will be taken into consideration for an invite. in other words you have to blow a dev to be considered and still not guaranteed :(

Sadly, it seems the beta train ended right before my time arrived, or perhaps it was one or two people in front of me.

Here's the deal.
My life is too short to wait this long for a game to be available, so there are one of two options.

1 - Someone sends me a key via PM and I pay it forward to a person of your choosing or a random person on the forums (via PM).

2 - I go (re)install Diablo 2: LoD and never bother with this game.

The devs miss out on my badass writing skills and bug-reporting.
The players miss out on a fantastic addition to the community and a future guild officer/leader that has experience in running guilds in WoW (300+ strong at our peak).
You personally miss out on good karma from helping out your fellow man.
And I miss out on sharing my friendship with all of you.

:(