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Pushed my Wife out of an Aeroplane

Parachute Deployed :(

Cant retire yet.
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.
Better luck next time.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

$30 on Insurance I'll never see again.


She's a hottie. No Fapping please.
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You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.
mhmm if you pushed her out, that would imply she went out first, how did you take the picture of her from below?
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He paid Nightmare90 and Spoonman to do it for him.
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Nithryok wrote:
mhmm if you pushed her out, that would imply she went out first, how did you take the picture of her from below?


I am lighter than her, thus I landed first.
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.
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Velocireptile wrote:
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Nithryok wrote:
mhmm if you pushed her out, that would imply she went out first, how did you take the picture of her from below?


I am lighter than her, thus I landed first.


Impossible, terminal velocity is 32 feet per second, factoring in wind resistance she still would of landed first, even if it was close, you would not have landed 300 feet ahead of her on the ground and had time to take a picture.
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Next time, have an attack jet ready to kill her if the fall doesn't.

You know, in a recent study some experts say that women can survive a fall of 120000 feet with just their boobs alone, and that was a study from china. So the parachute was pointless.
When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him, that's where the money is.
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Xpire wrote:
Next time, have an attack jet ready to kill her if the fall doesn't.

You know, in a recent study some experts say that women can survive a fall of 120000 feet with just their boobs alone, and that was a study from china. So the parachute was pointless.


But but... they would need space suits.
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Nithryok wrote:
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Xpire wrote:
Next time, have an attack jet ready to kill her if the fall doesn't.

You know, in a recent study some experts say that women can survive a fall of 120000 feet with just their boobs alone, and that was a study from china. So the parachute was pointless.


But but... they would need space suits.


You only need Space Suits if you go onto the International Space Station.

So far I have learned you know nothing of Gravity OR Space suits, damn it man... Google this shit first!
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.

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