Write a funny haiku poem...about anything.
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The RNG gods at GGG have gifted me with one beta key.
If you can write a haiku poem that makes me laugh, the key is yours. I don't care what subject it is on. *Warning* I don't pay attention to pop culture and things like that, so even though your poem may be hilarious, it might go right over my head. | |
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When the night is dark
In my bed, hands in my pants, Moaning, explosion lmao idk. |
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The perfect Haiku
But does it really exist? Polite digression | |
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I wake, reluctant :|
Too cold to get out of bed But i need to pee :S Last edited by songy on Nov 21, 2012, 6:04:26 AM
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Windows Vista crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your cries. I cant write Haiku's. I tried really really hard. Oops, Here you go sir. Last edited by Delvonshi on Nov 21, 2012, 2:33:16 AM
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Round round go around
all they see can be boobs Last edited by skimmel on Nov 21, 2012, 2:37:16 AM
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Only so many
Hours. And so much to get done. I'd rather take nap. ...Okey Doky!! Expand your mind. Get To work. Better yet, put your Feet up. Watch TV. Be a LEADER when you see a path others have missed,and Be a FOLLOWER when you are shrouded in the midst of uncertainty.
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Little brothers, ugh
Mom says he has to stay but I say why not vote? | |
 Came to me while looking for porn. Couldn't stop thinking about you, OP.. <3 Last edited by ioftenshave on Nov 21, 2012, 3:13:26 AM
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A man's final words
Can drive the whole world insane "The gold is buried..." /// A wise man once said "Keep your chin high, look forward!" Then trod on a rake. \\\ What's the difference Between clams and huge boogers? I haven't a clue. You are free to sever the chains of fate that bind you.
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