I want to design a unique in the worst way.

How about this for a different flavor of trolling... start with one of the 80% global crit daggers and give it these mods:

Rift Blade

75% increased spell damage
40% increased Fire/Cold/Light damage
20% increased cast speed
+2 level of socketed Fire/Cold/Light gems
Socketed gems are supported by level 15 Fire/Cold/Light Penetration

There is only one elemental damage, skill bonus, and support mod per dagger, each is one element, and each is randomly determined individually.

Troll Glorious Plate

+100% Light radius
-100% Attribute Requirements
+50% Flask charges gained
+50% Stun recovery

Way of the Ninja
Thief's Garb
+100% Movement Speed
+50% Player Collision Area
-25% Damage Taken from all sources
Never Allocated Loot
"Whinge and whine, your loot is Mine"

Crown of the Martyr
Thorned Crown (Headgear)

Increased Light Radius by 60 %
+110 Life
+15 to All Resists
8 Regen / second
Damage taken by any other Party-Member than you is first divided in Two Halves.
One half of the damage is divided between the other partymembers, and you (Wearer of Crown) take the other half.

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Example 1:
You are in a party of four and partymember Stinky gets hit by 1000 dmg.(calculated after Stinkys total damagereduction)

500 dmg is divided amongst the others (those with Chaos I will get the damage to their Eshield per usual)

The other half, 500, is distributed to you.

Party-Results
Instead of Stinky taking 1000 dmg

Stinky gets 167 dmg
Pinkus gets 167 dmg
Podrick gets 167 dmg

You take 500 dmg
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Example 2:
You are in a party of six, and an attack is coming for you, doing 1600 dmg.

Party-Results
You take 1600 dmg.
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Example 3:
You, Athos and Porthos are in a Party. Porthos is hit by Vaal for 4000 dmg.

Party-Results
Athos gets 1000 dmg.
Porthos gets 1000 dmg.

You take 2000 dmg.

(I can't even begin to imagine how valuable this might be in Hardcore.)

Cat's Eye
Coral Amulet
5.0 Life Regenerated per Second
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25% Reduced Damage Dealt
25% Reduced Maximum Life
25% Reduced Maximum Energy Shield
25% Reduced Maximum Mana
15% Increased Evasion Rating
15% Increased Movement Speed

The next time an attack would be fatal:
Instantly restores 15% of Maximum Life
Removes all status ailments and dispels curses
100% Increased Movement Speed for 5 seconds
+75% All Elemental Resistances for 5 seconds
+75% Chaos Resistance for 5 seconds
75% Increased Evasion Rating for 5 seconds
100% Reduced Damage Dealt for 30 seconds

This effect can only occur once every 24 hours and has 9 charges. When all charges have been consumed, the item is destroyed.

9/9 Lives Remaining

"What would you trade for another chance?"

The Stranger
Gavel
Physical Damage Increased by 150-200%
Adds 20-60 physical damage
25% increased attack speed
8-10% Physical damage done leeched as life
5% increased block chance
Cannot Dual wield

"Your other hand becomes numb, and thoughts of Nessa creep into your head when you hold this weapon"

I would kill for a 6L shield with a flat physical damage mod that you couldn't use with a weapon. Wouldn't pay a thousand dollars for it, because that would be silly, but I would kill.

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Budget_player_cadet wrote:

I would kill for a 6L shield with a flat physical damage mod that you couldn't use with a weapon. Wouldn't pay a thousand dollars for it, because that would be silly, but I would kill.

I'm sure someone would be happy to pay you a thousand dollars to kill someone.

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Dragon585 wrote:

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Budget_player_cadet wrote:

I would kill for a 6L shield with a flat physical damage mod that you couldn't use with a weapon. Wouldn't pay a thousand dollars for it, because that would be silly, but I would kill.

I'm sure someone would be happy to pay you a thousand dollars to kill someone.

The problem is, I'm not very good at killing people. What with no practice in it. The one time I tried, There was blood everywhere and I'm going to stop talking before people start getting any funny ideas.