OverDoseD has another PoE Beta Key to Give out!
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I'm an active forum member and as soon as I get a key, I'll be posting regular details about my beta experience. If you need a pal to play with, I can guarantee you that if I'm on I'll be glad to party up.
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Well, if we're all awaken at this time, it means we all diserve a key!
Just kidding, i diserve it more beucase i... hmm... i love potatoes! bat bilú meu pau no seu %*
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You want to give ; I want to take ... can't ignore divine coincidence , eh ;) ??
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Given that I'm so well endowed, I am clearly the best choice to be a recipient of said beta key. Honestly, I should win most things, as a large bulge is tantamount to a big iWin sign on the front of one's pants. My button is the biggest.
Think of the most glorious moments in history. The victors of the most glorious battles - well endowed. Take the Roman Republic: in rising to conquer the known world, it fought Carthage in the Punic Wars. It was Rome's victory over Carthage between 264 and 146 BC that moved Rome from a middle power on the Italian peninsula to becoming an empire stretching across the medierrainian, from Spain, through to Greece, and across to Africa. "So what?" you might say. What has this got to do with your massively huge enormous throbbing member? The Roman victory was assured by their dedication to massive dong. Check out these Roman artifacts: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.apollonius.net/pompeii2.html Look at the thing with wings. WINGS. How is one to defeat flying members? It is no wonder the Romans become the greatest power on earth. "But they eventually fell to barbarians!" Indeed, they got fat and lazy. And you know what happens to men who are fat... they grow breasts, and their manhood shrinks into their rolls. http://www.fitnessgurusam.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fat-man.jpg Have you seen wild Germanic men? Think conan... now there's a winner! http://media-3.web.britannica.com/eb-media/92/87992-004-9307AAD1.jpg Clearly, even batman knows when he is no match for large walking members. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THIS COMES RUNNING AT YOU? http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/4/10/e212c3d7-623a-4ef9-bb4f-c85895247b4d.jpg I could go on, but I have such a raging megahuge member now that I must go and lay siege to the gates of Eden (ie women parts). I expect to receive a key as soon as you've read this message. Clearly, this is the most GLORIOUS of all causes. | |
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because the collective unconscious demands you to.
Last edited by perpetualmotion on May 12, 2012, 3:22:37 AM
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i just sign up and downloading...
why i'm worthy to have a beta key?, i'v been waiting for D3 and now was release but its too expensive for me, that's why i cant afford it, but then i saw this game its killing me inside....i really really really want to play this game...graphics is totally awesome...i'm a big fan of D1/2/3 but now i found the game of my entire life, i'm wishing and hoping that i can have one of your keys...THANKS :) :'( seeking for one piece of beta key :'(
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" Congratulations. You've won the beta key. Check your private messages! "When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change." Avatar Aang from the Legend of Korra.
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