Forum key giveaway

Hey guys, I'm a girl playing mainly first person shooters but PoE got my attention and I'm very excited about it and want to play it sooo much!!! I've never played online RPGs before so pleeease give me a key! Ana The Witch is gonna kick backsides! :D

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I can only lurk so long when given an opportunity to get key by posting. All I can say is great game and hopefully I can get chance to try beta soon. So far the game looks outstanding.

Give me a beta key or I will rape every pig in New Zealand. End the cycle of pig rape now. The choice is yours.

I should get a key. Because I support the All Blacks.

Also you guys are much cooler than Blizzard.

There once was a game called P o E
That went into beta miraculously
The fans jumped and cheered
The doubters growled and sneered
But they both just wanted a beta key

Because my patience-Flasks are used up and i need to kill stuff to refill :/

I want the beta key for 2 reasons,firs im a hardcore gamer like everyone else and i play bla bla bla, Second i want to be able to laugh my friend in the face over skype while he is watching the countdown while i play.

In a dream I was visited by an ancient Goddess who told me that I'm a hero destined to obtain Sacred Beta Key - only item that allows one to face forces of darkness and save the world from impending doom.

I went straight to an inn to look for companions to help me on my quest but all of them were busy playing World of Warcraft ever since innkeeper installed wi-fi.

So I mustered all my courage and ventured into wilderness alone, sadly slimes proved to invulnerable to my IT jokes and flawless programming techniques.

So stripped of other options I came here to plead to an Old(style) Gods to grant me which I seek in exchange for reporting every single unusual thing I might encounter with my battle against forces of darkness.