stupid phrases we hate

People who constantly start off a sentence with "I mean".... Of course you mean it, youre fuckin saying it.

"Swag"
"#(anything. Anything with a hashtag not on twitter is stupid and pointless."
"Umadbro?"
"LOL"

But it's okay to use all of the stupid phrases in this thread ironically, right? Oh yeah, that reminds me...

"I say/do/wear it ironically."