BEHOLD I now haven ARMY of BEAVERS at my control.
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MUAHAHAHHA
Dys an sohm Rohs an kyn Sahl djahs afah Mah morn narr Last bumped on Dec 21, 2018, 7:22:35 PM
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The US is the eagle, Russia is the bear,
Australia is the kangaroo, cause they're kind of weird down there. Yeah, India is the tiger, that stands so proud and tall, But Canada is the greatest of them all. We are the beaver, we're furry and we're free Yeah, we are the beaver, we got two big front teeth Yeah, we are the beaver, we can chew right through small trees We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver. You might think a rodent is a pretty lame choice For a national animal, but don't you listen to that voice. No, cause all them birds and predators, just take from the land But the beaver, always gives a dam. We are the beaver, we got cute little webbed feet Yeah, we are the beaver, it's bark we like to eat Yeah, we are the beaver, a nickel we complete. Yeah, we are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver. The eagle flies the sky above and swoops down on its prey The big bear will maul anyone who dares gets in its way The tiger is the greatest of the hunters today. But the beaver it can build dams. Yeah, The beaver it can build dams, dams, dams. We are the beaver, we slap our tails when danger's nearby We are the beaver, we got waterproof hides Yeah, we are the beaver, we got big bums and beady eyes. We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver. We are the beaver, our name is often used as a double entedre We are the beaver, cause in Canada, both French and English belong Yeah, we are the beaver, and the subject of this song is We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver. I can't hear you. We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver Are you getting the point? We are the beaver, we are the beaver. We are the beaver | |
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No thanks, just had one last week.
The current rate of consumption is about one per 3 Years, whenever one dares to enter our territory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKqhDFhNHI
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Good for u;) so what’s t plan? U gona shave them all and open a “organic hair brush” business :D
"There is only one true god in PoE and that is Greed... "
I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off! | |
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no u see I shall BUILD A BEAVER DAM FULL OF WOOD
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I miss Hugh Hefner.
When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted.
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" Ah but you see I have INJECTED STEROIDS to the beavers now there strong and for some reason have fangs MUAHAHAH Dys an sohm
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" I gave my bears horses to ride. They have now been upgraded to bear cavalry and as the old meme saying goes... Last edited by Hornybull on Dec 12, 2018, 8:53:48 PM
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I have now GIVEN THEM OPIUM now for some unknown reason they're getting fat THEY WILL USE WALRUS AS MOUNTS AND RULE THE WORLD
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" Oh noes I need to pull out my secret weapon! The flying cat Calvary!  |
