Introducing UBER ERADAICTOR

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caboom wrote:
naaa new boss will be 1 punch man



why man tho ? why cant it be a one puch pink unicorn with fluffy ears and stylish hair ?
IGN : Sir_Big
Wow, i'd buy that for a dollar
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Achilion wrote:
"
caboom wrote:
naaa new boss will be 1 punch man



why man tho ? why cant it be a one puch pink unicorn with fluffy ears and stylish hair ?


self found league fan

http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/324242/page/1

I guess even the most joking of suggestions make it into feedback :)
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Nubatron wrote:
I guess even the most joking of suggestions make it into feedback :)


It is OBVIOUSLY REALITY.

U WAIT.
Dys an sohm
Rohs an kyn
Sahl djahs afah
Mah morn narr
I absolutely love boss fights where one crucial step is "get up and get another cup of coffee, come back and they're still not back to being vulnerable again."
Rufalius, hybrid Aura/Arc/Mana Guardian | Hemorae, TS Raider | Wuru, Ele Hit Wand Trickster
This needs to become major design point of all bosses. My family already thinks I have too little time for them, this would give me plenty extra.
Eradicator is already harder than Elder, just switch their places, let Elder be the guardian. Problem = solved.
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When Uber elder is about to die UBER ERADICATOR COMES IN AND EATS HIM and goes HAHAHAHAH IT DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD NOW does it.

Auto atack
+ Shoots 3 arc's within a line inflicting 4161-12621 Lightning damage and penetrates through 50% Lightning resist HaHAA and can shotgun

Lightning Fall
+ A slam attack that kills you instantly and blows up your corpse

Invulnerable
+ Impervious to all damage and can not be targeted every 10 seconds for 8 seconds

Ultimate fuck you
+ Periodically summons a bullet hell inflicting 15125 to 21161 and penetrates 100% lightning resist

Summon Discharging Orb
+ Several homing fast orbs will come at you stunning you for 15 seconds and penetrates through any stun immunity these will blow up on their own ''eventually''

Phase two - 75%
- ''I am the ERADICATOR''

Lightning flash
+ Blinds you completely making your entire screen blue for 8 seconds

Bleeding Lightning
+ While blinded any movement speed will cause you to take 300% of mana cost of that movement skill and inflict it as damage over time. Can not be cured by anti bleeding

~SET Phase over
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Summon Discharging Conduits
+ 20% more damage to eradicator for every conduit alive

Conduit abilities

Discharge
+ Inflicts 75124 to 155551 Lightning damage every 2 seconds
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Phase three - 45%
- ''I am the STORM''

Summon Elder
+ Summons a weakened Elder in Lightning form
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Elder Abilities

Summon Lightning Tentacles
+ Summons lightning infused tentacles that inflict both lightning and cold damage and pins you if it touches you and freezing you after the pin.

Linked
+ All damage is split between both the elder and eradicator 30% less damage taken
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Cloud Mount
+ Eradicator Hops on a personal cloud mount laughing and increasing his movement speed by 120%; The cloud can be damaged dropping him he will also heal the conduits at this time

Backlash
+ When the cloud mount is killed inflict 8% direct damage in health and stuns the eradictor for 6 seconds


HaHAA BOSS FIGHT

HaHAAAAAA



Weak.
Introducing ultra imba piety !!!

You are cursed with ultra imba mega overpowered elemental weakness "0 to no way at all to remove it"

Room wide ultra imba lightning storm, room wide pure ultra overpowered fire storm, room wide ultra unfair cold storm.

Piety is laughing in the middle of the room while spinning around with beam of hahahahaha that instant delete your account when hit.

Any overkill damage heals her back up and multiplys her health with 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,1500,7000,15000 depending on the overkill number.

When you kill her, innocens and sin arrives and start to laugh at the loot.

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aldorus wrote:
This needs to become major design point of all bosses. My family already thinks I have too little time for them, this would give me plenty extra.


TRUTH! Summer approaches in the Northern Hemisphere. I would like to spend more time outdoors anyway.......

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