''You have Jury duty''
DEAR DINOSAUR U MUST GO TO JURY DUTY YADA YADA BLAH BLAH
I DUN WANNA GO Dys an sohm Rohs an kyn Sahl djahs afah Mah morn narr Last bumped on Mar 1, 2017, 5:28:31 PM
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The trick to get out of it is to typo everything on the screening application with REALLY bad hand writing. Worked for me.
For years i searched for deep truths. A thousand revelations. At the very edge...the ability to think itself dissolves away.Thinking in human language is the problem. Any separation from 'the whole truth' is incomplete.My incomplete concepts may add to your 'whole truth', accept it or think about it
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" You might want to reconsider. If the stegosaur is found guilty, you get to eat it. If you find the stegosaur innocent, you get to eat the prosecutor. PoE Origins - Piety's story http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2081910
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" can u TAKE MY PLACE Dys an sohm
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ok I'll summon a giant comet from outter space
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Ask the judge about jury nullification. Guaranteed out.
Git R Dun! Last edited by Aim_Deep on Feb 26, 2017, 6:39:50 AM
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Good thing we dont have that here.
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In all these threads about jury duty, I always see people complaining about it and others giving them 100% guaranteed methods to get off jury duty. I sometimes wonder how they ever manage to assemble a jury at all.
The Wheel of Nerfs turns, and builds come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the build that gave it birth comes again.
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