MLP-themed mitrotransactions

I was recently introduced to magic of friendship, and I came up with several MTX ideas

1) Dark sparks, similar to Stygian Spectre in color. MTX name: Twilight Spark

2) Rainbow-colored Flame Dash. MTX name: you guessed it.

3) Apple armor - adds apple textures. Only really usable with Carcass Jack.

4) "Increased Rarity" gem MTX. This one is tricky: there is no visual effect, but whenever an opponent killed by linked skill drops unique item, the gem says a phrase from a predefined set ("simply divine", "marvelous" etc.), voiced by Bex or Chris Wilson (two variants of MTX, I guess).


Any other suggestions?

UPD just in case, as some people seem genuinely disturbed: this was initially posted in offtopic and wasn't meant to be a serious suggestion; the only reason why I've agreed to move this to suggestions was Charan mentioning that some of the devs might enjoy it, and this is the subforum they check the most.

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CharanJaydemyr wrote:

Only one.

How about no?

Why so rude, Charan? If only you tried to accept our ways, you'd see how magical friendship can be ^_^

I don't understand these references.

Ahh, yep. Up to speed now. I'd forgotten all about this.

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CharanJaydemyr wrote:

I can't believe this didn't get moved to Suggestions. Someone at Support doesn't take MLP seriously.

They should. There's at least one GGG staffer who loves it.

They've suggested it, but I kindly refused. Still, if you say so, I might change my mind.

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Self_mad wrote:

2) Rainbow-colored Flame Dash. MTX name: you guessed it.

I thought that one was brilliant.

I really need someone to explain to me why presumably, grown men are into happy children cartoons targeted at young girls and or pre-teens?

Was there a meme? Did i miss something?


I guess i could google it, but im scared.

Oh god, memories. Spent several months on an another forum pretending to be a brony. Pissed off practically everyone from regular members to admins at one point or the other, but managed to still steer clear of ban. Probably because I was a staffer there at the time.

I'm such an asshole.

And "pretending" as in I haven't seen a single episode of this new school MLP.

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Rusery wrote:

I really need someone to explain to me why presumably, grown men are into happy children cartoons targeted at young girls and or pre-teens?

Was there a meme? Did i miss something?


I guess i could google it, but im scared.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Why+are+grown+men+into+MLP&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8