۞ Shajirr's Investment Fund ۞ [CLOSED]

Hey everyone! This thread has been cleaned up a little; please try to keep the conversation civil and on-topic as much as possible, and please feel free to report any guideline-breaching comment you think may have been missed.

The move to the Communities subforum was discussed with Araycan, so that this thread can focus on being about the investment fund rather than being a discussion about pyramid schemes and scams.