(/-*#*-Manipulating Sellers^*\*_) Updated V1.0b 09.20.2014
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How to easily take advantage of a seller by exposing their weaknesses...
Method 1# The Tranny Effect -hello there I see you have an item for sale willing to buy full price :) (The lure) Yeah selling the ring 8 exalts... -Your hideout? Yeah, be there in a second. -oh um give me a minute or so potty break, unlike guys I can't hold it... (Indirect fishing for info) You're a girl? (Weakness Exposed!!! Most likely a perv) -yeah... And single... Kidding hehe. (Actually I'm a guy but Embrace the tranny method flirt) Okay cool I'll wait by the way where you from? -hey back where ARE you from? From Florida located in Orlando -Get out!!! I'm in kissemee, florida omg take my facebook!!! (Use google maps to locate a town nearby and use a fake pretty good lookin female profile) We so gotta meet that's you!!! - oh dammit I thought I had 8 exalts only have 3 Don't worry about it was overpriced anyway here, really worth 5... (Ching Ching) -thanks hey have to go I'll add you later... METHOD #2 The Imaginary Friend Hey man where have you been? (Make believe you know them) -Who the fuck is this? Wow... Really w/e man, you in a bad mood. It's been a while new account... -Ohhhh is this ______? No it's your mom, kidding yeah just made new account. (the deceit continues) -Oh cool what's up? Hey found anything amazing? (time to fish) -Yeah just bought shavs ring Link it... Wow nice. Hey can I try it real quick. (muahahaha) -You think im stupid Omfg just let me try see how fast my es regens. -Nah sorry... Kidding here. Hey brb gonna try this out. (ching ching) Method #3 I'm a Trader Hey I'm interested in your Kaoms -Offer? Rings for trade -Link 3 Hours later... (Really?) -hey sorry not interested So your telling me you're giving up 300 exalts worth of rings? (Lies) -link again They completely useless -12 to all stats is godly increases your skill nodes (time to bullshit) Really? I didn't know that hold on. - No problem (Log in to other account post a similar item on trade chat for c/o 80 exalts) I'm searching online for that info - look at chat trade 12 someone selling a ring almost like mine for same amount and mine is better (more bullshit) Oh wow... - you know what never mind someone else is interested Okay okay I'll trade legacy kaoms for rings -mmmm can you add at least 10 exalts.... Yeah here, 10 exalts and kaoms okay? -Deal!!!! (Woot) 3 days later... Hey man you lied they don't increase nodes!!! -Sorry no speak English... Yo man c'mon... Give my shit back -no speak English... Housekeeping?(Block) -------------------------- MORE COMING SOON ------------------------- "Another... Solwitch thread." AST Current Games: :::City Skylines:::Elite Dangerous::: Division 2 "...our most seemingly ironclad beliefs about our own agency and conscious experience can be dead wrong." -Adam Bear Last edited by solwitch on Sep 20, 2014, 5:04:41 PM
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another quality solwitch thread
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old, i do this all the time. sometimes i wear a wig irl so i can get free drinks in bars (i have huge mantits)
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That's just disgusting.
Dys an sohm
Rohs an kyn Sahl djahs afah Mah morn narr |
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(/-*',/%#* Posting in a Solwitch thread ^*%#',.',~|\_)
Still in the alpha stage, but at least build diversity isn't an issue: https://wolcengame.com/home/
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" I'm trying to imagine a country so desperate that a fat guy with a wig gets free drinks from horny men | |
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psssh this is nothing compared to messaging someone with an offer less than their buyout and them forgetting what their buyout was, apparently that is where the real moral bankrupt-ness lies.
Hey...is this thing on?
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" LOL. There has to be a place. The wig would turn him into a god. He'd be a fat Dominus with a wig trying to get a free drink. Rose: You're an alien? You sound like you're from the North.
Doctor: LOTS of planets have a North!!! | |
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This would never work... everyone knows there are no girls on the internet, only 55 year old fat men.
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where is the self-respect?
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