I was gonna tell a joke about the cost of spells in PoE
I was gonna complain about my GFs resolute technique, but she always hits my spot.
“Demons run when a good man goes to war"
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I was gonna to tell you a joke about hardcore...
but then I alt f4'd
I was gonna to tell you a joke about standard...
but I didn't want to talk about economics
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I was gonna to tell you a joke about how I had trouble climbing Sceptre of God
but then I got high... la da da dadada
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I was going to tell a joke about Double Posts in the Forum
but then I remembered I already told you that one.
My original account Dushan is banned. I miss my Kiwi and Demigod's Presence. :( By reading any of Duchan's forum posts you agree to the following Duchan forum posts Terms of Use: http://i.imgur.com/tmkhs22.png Last edited by Duchan on Aug 27, 2014, 8:49:47 AM
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I was going to tell a joke about Clarity
but it would be too complex for this audience.
I was going to tell a joke about Evasion
but you would miss the point.
I was going to tell a joke about Culling Strike
but the point got spoiled before I could finish it.
I was going to tell a joke about Elemental Proliferation
but it would spread too much.
I was going to tell a joke about Templars wearing pants
but then I realized, there aren't any.
I thought I forgot the joke about chained globe girls
but then it came back to me.
My original account Dushan is banned. I miss my Kiwi and Demigod's Presence. :( By reading any of Duchan's forum posts you agree to the following Duchan forum posts Terms of Use: http://i.imgur.com/tmkhs22.png Last edited by Duchan on Aug 27, 2014, 8:45:45 AM
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" That's excellent. No offense to the gay community tho. Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum - That's nature for you.
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I was going to tell a joke about repairing a fuse...
but GGG won't let me link it!!! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
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Silk, Elreon, and Vorici walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "what will you three lads have?"
Silk: I'll have a martini on the rocks, thank you. Elreon: I'll have a screw driver, and make it snappy. Vorici: I'll have a bloody Zana... Bartender: What is a bloody Zana sir? Vorici: I meant to say, blood Mary... GGG listens to its fans!!! Thank you!
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I was going to make a joke about arc but it turns out I don't have the intelligence.
I want to tell a joke about sweep but I don't have the strength. I was going to tell a really long joke but I don't have the discipline. I was going to make a hard hitting offensive marauder but it turns out his tree is passive. My buddy is mad at me. I told his wife that he had been cheating on her these past few months. Him and I had a pact that we would never rat each other out but since March 5th I've only been 40% committed to it. My friend complained about dying in hardcore. I told him to get a life. I'm pretty sure the Enterprise went CI. The following command does not work no matter who you identify yourself to be
Spoiler
@<-< Commander-in-chief: General Gravicius please stand down
Until POE I never knew someone's grace could be corrupted Tempest Shield is the 'i'm rubber you're glue' of skills. Pacific (GMT -8) Time
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I was gonna tell a joke about Mirror of Kalandra, but everyone would copy it.
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