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Tao_Jones wrote:
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Perq wrote:
It is funny because it is true. ;____;
The core of any comedic enterprise. Or, put another way:
TRAGEDY + TIME = COMEDY
Too soon?
With important supporters quitting, and the forum toxicity...well, this is salt in the wound.
Add a Forsaken Masters questline
https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2297942
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Posted byNeroNoah#1010on Jun 29, 2014, 7:09:56 PM
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someone has to have something for RMT
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Posted byiamsamsara#5486on Jun 29, 2014, 10:11:11 PM
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NeroNoah wrote:
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Tao_Jones wrote:
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Perq wrote:
It is funny because it is true. ;____;
The core of any comedic enterprise. Or, put another way:
TRAGEDY + TIME = COMEDY
Too soon?
With important supporters quitting, and the forum toxicity...well, this is salt in the wound.
I like it. It only hurts the ones who cant handle the truth. And take the truth with a grain of salt.
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Posted byDeletedon Jun 29, 2014, 10:40:16 PM
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Nemmerle wrote:
Flask -resource-replenishing item tied to hotkeys repeatedly pressed while cursing one second after you die.
We may have that one covered under Glassblower's Bauble, but I think there may be sufficient fodder for an additional dig.
Glassblower’s Bauble: [n.] Orb used to increase the effectiveness of keys pressed in the instant immediately following a character's death.
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Nemmerle wrote:
Static Ground---the place you shouldn't have been standing when you got one-shot.
Excellent suggestion, and we should probably find a place for Burning and Chilled Ground while we're at it.
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Posted byTao_Jones#5551on Jun 30, 2014, 5:53:38 AM
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iamsamsara wrote:
someone has to have something for RMT
I'm just a bit leery of that one - I've seen threads locked for going too far down that road, and I haven't thus far been able to determine how far one can push the subject without incurring the ire of the moderators.
The item definitely merits inclusion, no doubt. But we may already be playing with fireworks, and I don't want anyone to lose an eye. Call it self-censorship if you must. If I can find an adroit way of dancing around the subject, I'll give it a go.
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Posted byTao_Jones#5551on Jun 30, 2014, 5:57:42 AM
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NeroNoah wrote:
Too soon?
With important supporters quitting, and the forum toxicity...well, this is salt in the wound.
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DirkAustin wrote:
I like it. It only hurts the ones who cant handle the truth. And take the truth with a grain of salt.
DirkAustin summed things up nicely, there. All these jests are made in love. Every entry contains at least a smidgen of truth, or it wouldn't be funny, as Perq pointed out.
I've freely lampooned my own actions and attitudes as much as anyone else's. If our game (and our ego) is so fragile that we can't handle a little ribbing now and again, we are perhaps in deeper trouble than even NeroNoah anticipates.
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Posted byTao_Jones#5551on Jun 30, 2014, 6:04:15 AM
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maffa50 wrote:
And to think I was expecting some sort of generic new player guide to common PoE terms... This could not have been more perfect :D
Christ Wilson - out lord and savior
Kuduku - The reason you rip at ledge in races, often prayed to in an attempt to prevent this.
CoC - reaper of computers
Glad you are enjoying the Dictionary. We're avoiding becoming too personal by mentioning Himself, but Kuduku and Cast On Critical are prime subjects for a bit of fun.
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Posted byTao_Jones#5551on Jun 30, 2014, 6:10:16 AM
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CliveHowlitzer wrote:
*Clived: If something has gone wrong. It has Clived.
Excellent suggestion, but we are doing our best not to become too personal by mentioning individuals in the course of skirting the "hateful" clause. That your username has entered the lexicon is a powerful memorial, though. I salute you, good sir!
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Posted byTao_Jones#5551on Jun 30, 2014, 6:23:58 AM
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KalHirol wrote:
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Tao_Jones wrote:
Curse: [n.] A skill applied to a group of monsters designed to slightly increase the number of seconds taken to slay the player character.
Damage Per Second (DPS): [n.] The rate at which a player character can remove hit points from monsters in the course of dying to reflected damage.
Keystone: [n.] A skill on the Passive Tree located as far as possible from its supporting ones.
Orb of Alteration: [n.] Orb used to turn an unwanted item into an unwanted item with different text.
Orb of Fusing: [n.] Orb used to remove links from sockets. Also known as an Orb of Refusing.
Orb of Regret: [n.] Orb with the name all orbs should have been given. Used by a player to allow the previous placement of a passive point to be regained and placed in a newly-mistaken way.
Strongbox: [n.] The primary source of wisdom scrolls.
Theorycraft: [v.] To apply careful thought and planning to the utilization of passive nodes, skills and gear for a proposed player character, requiring 200 exalts worth of gear and a level-cap of 120 to defeat Cruel Dominus.
My personal favourites.
Thanks for this post, really made me laugh.
best is Unfair: working as intended
D3 sucks
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Posted bySprongley#6908on Jun 30, 2014, 7:01:32 AM
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RMT: Whenever someone has better items than you, he is RMT'ing. View: Ladder.
Kuduku: A in general nice Totem, but in races it instantly shockstacks and kills you. Also whenever you wanna run away from it you end up trying to kill it.
Im kinda sleepy idk if that fits at all.
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Posted byTherealshotzz#7199on Jun 30, 2014, 7:06:15 AM
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