Jesus vs Batman
" I don't want to attend parties for schmucks. With Jesus I can take a trip to the mountains, get some tap water at the camp spot and turn it into wine. Batman would ruin the entire seclusion thing by having a helicopter deliver the damn thing. Be ready. You're not paranoid, you're PREPARED.
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" Money > religion |
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" Batman doesnt attend parties, hes too rich for that kind of peasantry. With Batman you can just go on a jet to some mansion he has in the mountains, sleep with 15 prostitutes and drink wine out of a diamond bottle shaped glass, Also, the wine isnt delivered by a helicopter, its delivered by alfred. Jesus would barely let you nob 1 prossie, and probably wont even let you drink much wine either. hes boring I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/ https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/ World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950 Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral Last edited by VictorDoom#6290 on Jun 12, 2014, 10:44:35 AM
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Also Batcave > the Tomb of Jesus.
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
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also, jesus isnt even real.
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" Well, Bruce Wayne does attend parties though, so that logic is flawed. The good thing though is i think that Batman is his real persona as he rather be Batman and poor than Bruce Wayne and rich. Even though his money does give him advantages in battle via developing new tech i think he is like black widow, always finding a way out regardless of tech. Also, the parties and casual public appearances are a front to the Batman persona cover. |
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" Whereas with Jesus I can go on an epic survival adventure, where I can chop off a bit of glacier which Jesus will turn into wine popsicle. Besides prossies are a bit ewww for my taste and I don't need no diamond bottle shaped glass. Bear in mind that when hanging out with Jesus you're being seen as that cool dude with a hippie sidekick, on the other hand if you party with Batman you're seen either as a) one of his servants, b) Robin. I will never be Robin. Be ready. You're not paranoid, you're PREPARED.
I quit this game every few months and so should you to continue playing it in the future. The device is believed to have been dropped |
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" And Jesus scores his first point in the match. You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
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" or c) nightwing, whos cold as ice(probably, i just googled batmans sidekicks to see if theres a cool one) And if you dont want to hang out with batman and naughty ladies of the night, then maybe should you SHOULD hang out with jesus and his 12 bros cause thats sounds like a really fun party I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/ https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/ World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950 Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral Last edited by VictorDoom#6290 on Jun 12, 2014, 12:15:11 PM
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" DUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH! |
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