Prayers to RNG Gods, RNJesus and Chris

Father of us all,
This item is a sign of Your RNG for us:
Bless us and bless our item,
may our Exalt roll true.
Keep us from the low rolls,
so that we may continue crafting
And help us to give you glory each day
Through GGG's forum, our medium.
Amen!
I'm a forum warrior, i was born to post, raised to defend my league. Now my post has been removed, chained and exiled by mods who Ban. Ban is my brother; i do not fear it. I see it in the eyes of men and beasts that i troll. It will take me to play the actual game when i am ready and i am not ready.
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morbo wrote:
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crazytrain411 wrote:
If you can include tips on the physical setup it would be much appreciated as well.


While playing, sit in a bucket of glass shards (no pants), eating a bowl of hot spicy embers.

That's how RNG looks like in PoE.

Oh, Lord, I don't deserve your mercy, please give me vendor trash and crown of thorns, like you were given a crown of thorns, until the end of days. Amen


Worked great, but sadly not sustainable.
"Hey theah, this is Chris WIlson from Grinding Geah Gaimes. This week Oih'd like to talk to you aboaut using a regal Ohb on youh Tyrannical Tornadoh wand af Destruction! Today is youh daaay and I am answering your prayahs!"

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