Prayers to RNG Gods, RNJesus and Chris
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Would anyone please share RNG prayers that they know have worked in the past?
If you can include tips on the physical setup it would be much appreciated as well. The last YOLO exalt went south and I need help. Here's one: Our Chris Wilson, who art in Auckland, Blessed be thy trolls. Thy updates come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in GGG. Give us this league our weekly RIPs and forgive us our RMTing as we forgive those who multibox alongside us. May currency lead us not into yoloing, but deliver us from poverty. For thine kingdom is the Path, the GGG, and the New Zealand For ever and ever. Kuduku. "Hey theah, this is Chris WIlson from Grinding Geah Gaimes. This week Oih'd like to talk to you aboaut using a regal Ohb on youh Tyrannical Tornadoh wand af Destruction! Today is youh daaay and I am answering your prayahs!" Last edited by crazytrain411#6826 on Jun 3, 2014, 10:57:17 PM
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LOL
"Good thing they nerfed the carto, it wasn't fun to find one in every map." - Haborym
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AHEM...
i mean Amen? IGN: RFFP
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Hah, can't beat that one dude, why even ask?
I just say, "please Chris, give me something for once in my shit PoE life", or, "god damnit no maps like usual shrine drops a damn arcade please Chris for the love of Chris". Current IGN: TheBearerOfLight Gizoogle Chris: "Da State of Exile muthafuckas axed mah crazy ass ta post a reminder dat they podcast is dis weekend, as usual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack." Last edited by BoltThrower87#3044 on Jun 3, 2014, 11:55:07 PM
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Usually I get better maps when I complain about not getting maps in party chat.
I also get way better RNG overall when im on probation for whatever reason. *points tinfoil hat at stuff* "just for try, for see and for know"
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See you guys are completely looking at the wrong person.
It's always the quiet ones, behind the scenes you should be begging for RNG. “Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.”
—Leo Buscaglia Contact support@grindinggear.com to report issues relating to the game or forum. Thanks! My beloved pets....  |
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You have to clear a level with your mouse upside down. Totally works.
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I've seen so many of these poems over the years, I'd love to se a compendium.
Just for try for see and for know -2013!
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" While playing, sit in a bucket of glass shards (no pants), eating a bowl of hot spicy embers. That's how RNG looks like in PoE. Oh, Lord, I don't deserve your mercy, please give me vendor trash and crown of thorns, like you were given a crown of thorns, until the end of days. Amen When night falls She cloaks the world In impenetrable darkness Last edited by morbo#1824 on Jun 4, 2014, 7:21:49 AM
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Chris is for life, not just for karmas
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