If POE was a drink what would it taste like?
Oh, I know!!! It tastes like carbon monoxide! Ah, that means it would neither have a taste nor an odor. I know why!!! PoE simply just is, and its existence can not be compared to any substance from the third dimension. Perhaps when I get back from the 5th dimension, where the pressures are probably different than 5.1 standard atmospheres, I might ascertain a better idea of what simile I can effectively use. However, once I get back to the third dimension, I will not be able to utter a word of what I saw or did, because I will need at least 1 million years to process the information in earth time. I will need the aid of cryogenics and a futuristic form of stereo lithography to assist in the process of preservation and extraction for the information once it's processed. But first I must build a time machine to go to the future where I can bring back the future technology, but then I should probably just go to the future where I would already know the information and then bring myself back with myself to the present time when this question was originally asked.
Oh, but then I could not touch myself nor can I look myself directly in my eyes, so then I would need to get plastic surgery to look like someone else and get my DNA altered in the present to see myself in the future, but then again that might not work because I would need to go to a parallel universe where my future self would not be myself from the self in the past that was genetically altered. Oh, I know what I could do, I could just go to Michael Jackson because he's actually made out of glitter. He's made out of like 95% glitter, kinda like the vampires from Breaking Dawn, so then I could just rub his glitter on me like he's Tinker Bell, and I get super powers--kinda like flying. The powers I get make me immune to disrupting the balance of the universe when I try to encounter myself in the future, so then I might be able to actually give myself a handjob from myself in the past, and that way it will feel like it was someone else. Well, I would also think it was someone else because I would look pretty sexy with all that glitter, and myself in the future is always inebriated, so I would think I was some hot chick anyways. Of course I would do this all in the name of science... I mean, why not? I might as well figure out the answer for this PoE question and knock out a few other birds with my rock--no pun intended, no, wait, yes, yes, yes, I very much intend, LOL!!! Note: I am now collecting parts for the time machine. I am also taking donations from all PoE players. Right now I have chaos a orb key-chain (the T-shirt I no longer have because I used it to put out a fire), a stick of gum, a screw driver, some thermal paste, an extra heat sink from my previous computer along with a dented, scratched side panle, and a VHS of The Dead Poets Society. Let's do this!!! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ Last edited by Azarius#0884 on Jan 28, 2014, 4:17:06 AM
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" OMG!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It's my arch nemesis, Annita Faux Virginia. She's disguised as a white pussy, and she knows how weak I am for white pussy. She's working that rainbow cone like it's her profession, and if you stare at the swirls long enough, you will be mind controlled into doing her biding. Stop her, omg, noooooo!!!! She's trying to sabotage my plans for building our time machine! ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ Last edited by Azarius#0884 on Jan 28, 2014, 4:22:02 AM
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Last edited by vaskov17#7159 on Jan 28, 2014, 5:31:02 AM
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Gutter oil and crushed hypodermic injector needles
Dear GGG, please make Mac version
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After doing poorjoy's the other day Id say it would taste like SWEAT!
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" flavours in the pic are orange and apple. Because life is short, you shall make rains of all sort - Amarena, the Iron Man
- My IRON MAN witch build video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJOUcu0ioL4 - Do you want your witch wearing PANTS? check http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/19769 |
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I'd Think a strong Ale beer, one with a good hop but not too bitter. And maybe a slight citrus undertone.
Hmm kinda like ![]() :c dang now I'm thirsty "Ultimately, I confess I still don't get the appeal of dungeon crawlers. Seems like I could recreate the essential experience by opening Microsoft Excel, scrolling down ten thousand pages with the down cursor key, and then typing "The Most Splendid Trousers of Them All!" -Yahtzee Last edited by EtherBunny66#3451 on Jan 28, 2014, 7:41:47 AM
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