If POE was a drink what would it taste like?
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The sweet, sweet nectar of the gods...or a dirty ashtray depending how RNG's been treating you of late.
zombiedismembermentfuckyeah!
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Fizzy bubbly?
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Bolto
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It would taste like the most refreshing water you have ever had after a long stroll in a desert with no water because vultures swooped down and took your camel away from you and left you with 0 supplies. No cactus in sight to bleed for water. You See the pool of fresh water and when you finally get to it, it vanishes just like a mirage. You though you say refreshment and hope in sight, then you hear a voice say " The water is but an illusion exile!"
Twitch.tv/Nithryok Last edited by Nithryok#2577 on Jan 27, 2014, 8:12:15 PM
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" Oh the sacrilege, it hurts. Taking the alcohol out of beer is the equivalent of taking Oxygen out of the air we breath. "Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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" you got it bro. now, call the chicks. I need more purple titles
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" I agree!  RIP Bolto
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Finely ground stone mixed with water, seasoned with blood freshly squeezed from your injured hands as a result of grinding down stone.
PoE players: Our game has a wide diversity of builds.
Also PoE players: The [league mechanic] doesn't need to be nerfed, you just need to play a [current meta] build! And the winds will cry / and many men will die / and all the waves will bow down / to the Loreley |
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Pralines and dick.
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Mad dog (vodka, raspberry syrup, tabasco)
It starts fresh and nice, then it's fire waaaaatttt desync/1hit-K.O./66map on 78/oh another infernal mantle to my collection. I think I got the point. |
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