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There's a hole in all my stashes
No more currency do they hold
Dam linking this chest when will I get paid
My hands can't go much deeper
Trying to shield them from the cold
I should used herald of ash to keep them warm
I've got 'bout fifteen chaos'
Rolled and stuffed inside my 4 linked boots
I wonder if I should sell them to link this
Unique new chest.

The road to where I'm going
Is one I've never been before
I've gambled all I own away
I'm looking for a 6-link score
All my life's possessions
Are scattered cross the land
In 4-links and re-rolls

I gambled with the devil
Some call him RNGesus
others call him Bonner too.
Didn't win, had no chance

The money in my left boot
Won't last long when I hit the fusing streak
I'll find the best C to Fuse ratio
And my sorrows I will drown
Be it on the reddit
Or at on this forum telling my tale
It won't last long no matter

All I own is on my back
I gambled with the Bonner
He took all my fuses, and I rolled 2-link chest

Bonner, blessed by RNGesus
5 Fuses, to link the Jack
i quittet Talisman, now i'm back
i saw the Jack, i was pleased

The Nightmare, Malachai
wasn't able to stop you
you cut him into two
strong as a maokai

Kaom fire is nothing against your's
every time he fights you, he loses
Bonner, a better Gladiator than Daresso

Bonner stole so many hearts
Drake's, Merveil's, yeah even mine's
everytime i see Bonner in chat, my Boner gets hard

Now i'm back with Shockwavetotem
in the past i had many bad omen
But RNGesus wanted me in Talisman

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Ahorton2 wrote:

To be honest I've been lucky enough this league, so taking myself out of the competition, good luck everyone :)

Enter anyways!

Contest ends this Friday

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
6l in 5 fus
Bonner, fuck you.

app sended

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jorban58 wrote:

app sended

Welcome, an invite has been sent in game.

Also Competition ends 12 hours 53 mins from this post

bonner the true rng
bonner true with rng
bonner one with rng
bonner gone full rng
bonner there is only one
bonner the meta of all rng
bonner the true nightmare of rng
bonner felt the touch of rng
bonner top rng
bonner of rng
bonner made of rng
bonner unchained and complete
bonner the true 6linked

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jorban58 wrote:

bonner the true rng
bonner true with rng
bonner one with rng
bonner gone full rng
bonner there is only one
bonner the meta of all rng
bonner the true nightmare of rng
bonner felt the touch of rng
bonner top rng
bonner of rng
bonner made of rng
bonner unchained and complete
bonner the true 6linked

Well...

Requirements:

-Must be Guild Member before start date of event, as of this post.
-Poem has to be a decent length and attempt
-Limit one entry per member (*But you can edit it by the end of the competition to change it)

A Haiku:

Bonner always luck
Few fuses many six link
Drake has tiny dong


Don't enter me in the contest, already have a 6l carcass, just wanted to drop some dank memes.