Judgement by Pizza
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I think I have found the one true way to judge my fellow man. By the pizza they eat.
All styles are NY style pizza. None of that sick pizza casserole Chicago Deep dish. Sure it tastes great, but it's not pizza. And forget the real Italian pizza made with olive oil and fresh mozzarella. It may be the original and the best pizza I ever ate, but it doesn't work here. The list goes like this. 1. Cheese Pizza: A boring person with little or no ambition. Easily pushed around. 2. Pepperoni Pizza: A follower, willing to let the crowd decide for them, but at least it adds flavor. 3. Hamburger Pizza: The Hippister of Pizzas. No personality, but is going to annoy you anyway. 4. Sausage Pizza: Strong sense of self, but still timid. Can be counted on to waffle when it comes to a fight. 5. Onions and Peppers Pizza: Douche bag. Enough said. 6. Hawaiian Pizza: Probably a closet serial killer. 7. Canadian Bacon pizza: Sick sick bastard, do not trust with anything! Especially hockey pucks! 8. Bacon Pizza: Well adjusted person. Trustworthy and intelligent. 9. BBQ Chicken Pizza: A social outcast that longs to be included, but their addiction prevents them from making the first step themselves. 10. California Pizza: Illegal Aliens from outerspace. Shoot on sight! 11. Broccoli Pizza: Brave adventurous and a good listener. 12. Spinach Pizza: Similar to the Broccoli pizza person, but a little more selfish. 13. Anchovy Pizza: Extremely unstable person! Make sure to talk in low tones and do not make any sudden movements! 14. Meat Lovers pizza: Easy to ignore. They take up space and lot of it, but will be too winded to annoy people with their droning. 15. Vegetarian Pizza: Never heard of it. |
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There is a distinct lack of seafood lovers pizza on that list. I would have to take my business elsewhere.
Since perfecting the art of crafting the perfect pizza at home, I can no longer order take out pizza. "Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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" What is Broccoli with Bacon? Thats my favorite :( Why you should try Harcore http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/209310/page/1
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The only fish ever found on a real pizza is Anchovies and don't give me any of that fake Aussie crap about shrimp!
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Best pizza I ate as a child was bacon and shrimp, but that doesn't count
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because these are my rules!
Combos require the eater to identify themselves. |
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Ok just comibine it.
Brave adventurous and a good listener + Well adjusted person. Trustworthy and intelligent. Sounds like me. Only missing because I am croatian I am a godlike lover too. But thats more of a racial ability :) ps: love such threads Pps: Pizza should be the NR1 currency for trading items. Why you should try Harcore http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/209310/page/1 Last edited by tadl#0113 on Nov 24, 2013, 5:53:04 PM
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Sexual prowess is determined by another food. Pizza is all about personality.
I like Broccoli and Pepperoni myself, but so few places make it well. |
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" Seafood Pizza???? Clearly.....
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 We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
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" The only ones braver than those who eat Broccoli Pizza are those who hang around them afterwards. We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
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" That clears up the Elevator mystery! We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
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