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MoonYu wrote:
It's just so stupid, isn't it, beating your wife. I mean it's your wife. It's like keying your own car!
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
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Posted byUpandatem#4635on Mar 10, 2015, 7:53:30 AM
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BerMalBerIst1 wrote:
Perhaps the heaviest things we lift and carry are not our weights, but our feels
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoom#6290on Mar 10, 2015, 7:00:06 PM
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BerMalBerIst1 wrote:
I have always be slightly confused when it comes to OT. I get that MoonYu is old and is treated with respect because of it. I understand that I_NO is a female and because of it get want she wants most of the time. What I don't get is why you petty mortals aren't bowing before my obvious superiority.
Ah BMBI? The answer is easy.
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Posted byDeletedon Mar 10, 2015, 7:06:22 PM
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MoonYu wrote:
I was in love once. He was a hunter, I was a gatherer. It was quite the scandal. We fed each other berries, we danced. Then father bashed him on the head and traded me to your grandfather.
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VictorDoom wrote:
I'm gonna get a bikini wax and I want to still be a little buzzed when the lady rips it.
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BerMalBerIst1 wrote:
It'll make you great, man. You already big, but you could be bigGER. You know? I'm big - I'mma be swole, though. Walk sideways through doors. You want some? We can be titty brothers.
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Upandatem wrote:
One two, one two, we're back at it again
The renegade razor blade when I'm packing a pen
Put away them toys, I don't play that junk
Simply cause my mother didn't raise no punk
So colour me bad when I walk in my room
With a spliff and a paint-filled water balloon
And speaking on spliffs, pass that shit round
Cause I'm known for hitting that BITCH like Chris Brown!
Say get down! Shake, rattle and roll
The crowd is shitfaced and out of control
Say get back! They better make some room
Cause your man Up is back and I just ate some shrooms
That's the naked truth and I'ma fucking raise the roof
I do the drunken river dance, my fucking favourite move
And if life's a beach, then I breathe with it happily
Cause just like that I turn dreams to reality
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlicker#7870on Mar 15, 2015, 8:49:57 PM
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To quote a famous person from the forum:
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Gnörf. Gnörf~ Gnörf. Gnörf? ....Gnörf!
Lets gnörf it all !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDs-Y5DNH8
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Posted byLachdanan#4036on Mar 18, 2015, 12:07:32 PM
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Hardlicker wrote:
So i stood up and told that teachin lady, the only letters i need to know are U, S and A
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoom#6290on Mar 18, 2015, 12:11:11 PM
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VictorDoom wrote:
What more fiendish proof of cosmic irresponsibility than a Nature which, having invented sex as a way to mix genes, then permits t o arise, amid all its perfumed and hypnotic inducements to mate, a tireless tribe of spirochetes and viruses that torture and kill us for following orders?
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Posted byDeletedon Mar 18, 2015, 6:55:38 PM
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Lachdanan wrote:
Nobody wants me to quit. You know, don't quit. Don't get caught. Stay on top long enough for us to knock you off. I mean, that's the motto around here. Nobody wants me to quit. The cops want to bust me. The Colombians want my connections. My wife, she wants my money. Her lawyer agrees and mine likes getting paid to argue with him. Nobody wants me to quit. I haven't even mentioned my customers here. You know they don't want me to quit.
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Posted byDeletedon Mar 21, 2015, 6:28:50 AM
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DirkAustin wrote:
I don't know if you've read my book, "Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing."
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Hardlicker wrote:
If any form of pleasure is exhibited, report to me and it will be prohibited! I'll put my foot down, so shall it be... this is the land of the free! The last man nearly ruined this place he didn't know what to do with it. If you think this country's bad off now, just wait till I get through with it! The country's taxes must be fixed, and I know what to do with it. If you think you're paying too much now, just wait till I get through with it!
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Vakirauta wrote:
Don't be scared, you'll get it back. I'll give you my personal note for ninety days. If it isn't paid by then, you can... keep the note.
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Spoonman wrote:
I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather.
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Posted byDeletedon Mar 21, 2015, 7:13:31 AM
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Lachdanan wrote:
Did you happen to count the number of deviled eggs? Well, there are 16 of them. And 16 is not really an end-times number. I mean, you could add 6 plus 1, which gives you 7 -- that's not really Satanic. 16 deviled eggs are made from 8 whole eggs ... but 8 is not really a number associated with evil. But if you understand that you count eggs by the dozen -- that is by the number 12 -- then you realize that eight-twelfths of a dozen is two-thirds of a dozen ... then we indeed do have a number for the Antichrist. Because two-thirds represents "man over God." And yields the decimal .666.
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Posted byDeletedon Apr 1, 2015, 2:26:49 PM
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