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VictorDoom wrote:
You want to see something really scary?
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Posted byDeletedon Mar 25, 2014, 1:12:40 PM
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Hardlicker wrote:
Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Posted byDeletedon Mar 25, 2014, 2:39:59 PM
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MoonYu wrote:
You want me to kiss your ass
Well bend over buddy here comes my foot
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Posted byVictorDoom#6290on Mar 25, 2014, 5:06:50 PM
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VictorDoom wrote:
Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...
zombiedismembermentfuckyeah!
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Posted byRandallMourn#6976on Mar 26, 2014, 5:36:13 PM
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RandallMourn wrote:
I understand you're pretty funny as a dee-jay and, well, comedy is kind of a hobby of mine. Well, actually, it's a little more than just a hobby, Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes.
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VictorDoom wrote:
And I'm sorry for all the times I called you "fat fuck." "Pudgy bitch." "Fudgy the whale." And I'm sorry for that time at your brother's Bar Mitzvah when I told everyone you look like Rosie O'Donnell because you don't.
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MoonYu wrote:
What's the point in having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you'll never have yourself?
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Upandatem wrote:
Oh, I'm crazy? Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano.
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DirkAustin wrote:
About how he's got too much free time and no life. A guy in a wheelchair who's always preying on other people's sympathies, writing these long diatribes about how he'll never walk again, and how walkers should appreciate the blessings of their functioning legs, so I've been getting into it with him, throwing it right back in his stupid crippie-boy face about how I love to just sit around, and how I'd rather drive to the end of the block than walk!
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlicker#7870on Mar 26, 2014, 7:07:12 PM
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Sharpflame wrote:
When you're 14, anything with a sword and a dragon is pretty cool. But when you're 21 and you've read 2,000 fantasy novels, you start to realize that some of those books, well, they weren't really good. OK, let's be honest. A lot of them were crap.
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
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Posted byUpandatem#4635on Mar 29, 2014, 10:12:25 AM
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Upandatem wrote:
Do they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlicker#7870on Mar 29, 2014, 7:42:38 PM
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RandallMourn wrote:
And you're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're kidding yourself if you don't believe it
How can you be such an angry young man
When your future looks quite bright to me
How can there be such a sinister plan
That could hide such a lamb, such a caring young man
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Posted byDeletedon Mar 29, 2014, 7:47:01 PM
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VictorDoom wrote:
A lady that I know just came from columbia
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha
She said it was the best in all the land
And I said
"No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door.
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Posted byDeletedon Mar 29, 2014, 7:48:36 PM
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BerMalBerIst1 wrote:
All work and no play makes Xanthor a dull boy;
Aol work and no play makes Xanthor a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Xanthor a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Xanthor a dullboy.
All work and no play makes Xanthor a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Xanthor a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Xanthor a dullboy.
Alo work and no play makes Xanthor a dull boy.
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
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Posted byUpandatem#4635on Mar 31, 2014, 10:48:41 AM
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