A Troll Post

Trolls throughout the ages

And by ages I mean google image search



This one looks more like an ogre, but google image search says it's a troll so it's a troll



These things were cute. Maybe they called that other one a troll because it has hair like these troll dolls.



I think this guy was from dragon quest.



Ernest scared stupid. These were some nasty ass trolls. But it was good movie, because Ernest movies usually are.



Trolls from D&D

Here is its stats from some D&D wiki page. I don't know the accuracy as I don't play D&D

Troll
Size/Type: Large Giant
Hit Dice: 6d8+36 (63 hp)
Initiative: +2
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 16 (–1 size, +2 Dex, +5 natural), touch 11, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +4/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+6)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+6) and bite +4 melee (1d6+3)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft.
Special Attacks: Rend 2d6+9
Special Qualities: Darkvision 90 ft., low-light vision, regeneration 5, scent
Saves: Fort +11, Ref +4, Will +3
Abilities: Str 23, Dex 14, Con 23, Int 6, Wis 9, Cha 6
Skills: Listen +5, Spot +6
Feats: Alertness, Iron Will, Track
Environment: Cold mountains
Organization: Solitary or gang (2–4)
Challenge Rating: 5
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Usually chaotic evil
Advancement: By character class
Level Adjustment: +5



That is troll face, he is face ugly but not referring to the monster trolls so much as trolls on the interwebs. Still worth an honorable mention.



Sometimes there is trolls under bridges. Best practice do not use these bridges. There is usually another way around if you take some time and look.



Trolls on warcraft are for throwing things. On warcraft 2 they would get cut down by melee fighters in like 1 second making their regeneration like completely fucking useless. In warcraft 3 I seem to recall they had some sweeter upgrades and could get somewhat more beastly.



In World of Warcraft you can be a troll, but WoW is gay so I'm pretty sure all the trolls in it also are gay.



I don't know anything about this movie as I never saw it. Let's see what wikipedia has to say.

'Troll is a 1986 cult dark fantasy film directed by John Carl Buechler. It is followed by Troll 2 and Troll 3.'

IMDB says:

'A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will return him to his human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives. '



Another movie I never heard of until I started this post

IMDB says:

'A group of students investigates a series of mysterious bear killings, but learns that there are much more dangerous things going on. They start to follow a mysterious hunter, learning that he is actually a troll hunter. '

it has a rating of 7 which is pretty high for IMDB and it got a lot of good reviews apparently, so maybe I'll actually watch that at some point.

I missed u...

aww thx


and yah from the reviews i might download it as soon as I get home!

Troll is considered the second worst movie ever, only bested (worsed? huh?) by Troll 2.

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Faerindel wrote:

Troll is considered the second worst movie ever, only bested (worsed? huh?) by Troll 2.

shit i might have to see those too

what makes em so bad?

edited to add a question mark

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DaleWinters wrote:

aww thx


and yah from the reviews i might download it as soon as I get home!

wot?

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BerMalBerIst1 wrote:

Dale

Quit neglecting your team bro

They need you

How dare you address the Off Topic Emperor like that!

You will burn for your blasphemies.

:(

Havent been in a mode lately bro

I dunno

'Troll Hunter' is one of those blair-witch style films. Usually I absolutely hate those films, but this one was superb.