Some funny quotes for a key!
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"If you die in a elevator. Be sure to press up."
Is a good one too:). We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds. Our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
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now everybody quotes their funny quotes for a key....but what is about the poor unfunny quotes for a keyhole :( :( :( ?
Last edited by Zukaly#6986 on Aug 2, 2012, 4:16:51 PM
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Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you.
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"When it comes to Ark, nothing is scary. A ghost, a toast, a roast, bring it on!"
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This is not really a quote, but just something I usually say to people:
Why don't you wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up first. Proud owner of a level four shadow
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A friend will bail you out of jail, but a good friend will be sitting there with you saying dang, we messed up.
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You wanna see something funny? Go see a clown!
You wanna smell something funny? Go smell clowns fart! You wanna taste and touch something funny? Get laid with a clown! If you wanna be funny, BE A CLOWN!!! :D :D :D clowns are the bests :P You are unique, like everyone...
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A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?" God: "To me it's a penny." The man: "God, may I have a penny?" God: "Wait a minute." Hope you like it ;) i really want that key. |
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lol, it's an old post
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