Ascendancy Trials are Dirty Buttcheeks and need to be Wiped with Soap

I have to document this, and Im sure others feel it

The Ascendancy Trials are just suffering for the sake of unfairness

I just did 1 Trial of Suckbutt for a FULL Hour

Beat all 3 bosses

Then on the last boss of Poison and Cow droppings

My honor drains to 0 from Poison before I can reach the Ascendancy Meter

......

I dont know which dev just takes joy in abuse and cruelty

but Im more certain that these things are not play tested or QAd

This isnt a fun time

NOT TO MENTION

that when I beat the 2nd boss room, theres an altar to get ascendancy points

BUT I CANT because.... ?????? no idea. For some reason, you only get points on 1 and 3 bosses, not 2. I can assume its because you're given 4 points up front, and this is some lazy coding remnant,

but it creates a piss experience to see the goal youre working towards just dangled in front of you
Last bumped on Nov 9, 2025, 1:14:25 PM
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I have to document this, and Im sure others feel it

The Ascendancy Trials are just suffering for the sake of unfairness

I just did 1 Trial of Suckbutt for a FULL Hour

Beat all 3 bosses

Then on the last boss of Poison and Cow droppings

My honor drains to 0 from Poison before I can reach the Ascendancy Meter

......

I dont know which dev just takes joy in abuse and cruelty

but Im more certain that these things are not play tested or QAd

This isnt a fun time

NOT TO MENTION

that when I beat the 2nd boss room, theres an altar to get ascendancy points

BUT I CANT because.... ?????? no idea. For some reason, you only get points on 1 and 3 bosses, not 2. I can assume its because you're given 4 points up front, and this is some lazy coding remnant,

but it creates a piss experience to see the goal youre working towards just dangled in front of you

Actually, this game is quite easy if the player knows what he/she is doing.

The player only faces difficulties when he/she does not know what he/she is doing, is unsure of the game mechanics, the build is not good, the gear is also not good, the passive tree is wrongly allocated.

Once you crack the code and see the "light" in how this game is played, you will eventually reach a point where you one-shot, two-shot or three-shot the bosses and eventually everything dies before they can kill you. And then you automatically win the game.
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