Path of Exile 2: Dawn of the Disappointment

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VenokDracul#4939 wrote:

I agree but this seems like AI. If I asked AI to make a humorous post about how bad POE2 is this is what I would be expecting.

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VenokDracul#4939 wrote:

I agree but this seems like AI. If I asked AI to make a humorous post about how bad POE2 is this is what I would be expecting.

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Sirius_Man#0785 wrote:

You know what I love about video games these days? I love how they can take a perfectly good idea... and absolutely f**ing destroy it.* That's talent, folks! That's not easy to do! You gotta be a special kind of stupid to screw up something called Path of Exile 2: Dawn of the Hunt.

Now, first of all... 'Dawn of the Hunt?' What the hell does that even mean? Sounds like something a drunk redneck screams before falling off a four-wheeler. 'IT'S THE DAWN OF THE HUNT, CLETUS! HOLD MY BEER!'


And what are we hunting anyway? Fun? Coherent design? A f***ing user interface that doesn’t look like it was drawn on the back of a Waffle House napkin? Because we sure as hell ain't finding it!


This game’s idea of a good time is giving you twenty-seven skill trees, fourteen resistances, ninety-eight currencies, and about three minutes of actual fun. It’s like doing your f***ing taxes but with more wolves and less refunds!


And the campaign? Jesus! I've seen hospice patients move faster! 'Dawn of the Hunt'? More like 'YAWN of the Hunt!' I fell asleep somewhere between my fifteenth broken build and my third crash-to-desktop.


But don't worry! They said it'll get better with patches. Patches! Yeah! You know what patches are, folks? They're little bits of duct tape they slap on the Titanic after it's already halfway underwater. 'Don't worry, we’ll patch it!' No, you won't! You’ll patch it into another f***ing disaster!


And let’s talk about the graphics — oh yeah, the new graphics! Shiny! Detailed! Realistic! Everything except for the part where it’s supposed to be FUN. It's like polishing a turd and then selling it as an antique. 'Oh look, it’s ultra high-definition diarrhea!'


And don’t even get me started on the monetization. Fifty bucks for a pair of boots that don't even f***ing exist! They're digital! You can't even wear 'em to Denny's to scare children!


So congratulations, Grinding Gear Games! You made a game that's about as much fun as a colonoscopy... but without the free lollipop at the end.

Bows deeply, fake applause to himself

PATH OF EXILE 2: DAWN OF THE HUNT! HUNT YOUR SANITY, folks! GOOD F***IN' LUCK!