Why U No Have Cow Level?

So In Diablo 2, we had the cow level. In Diablo 3, we have my little pony level. My question to you is, Why U No Have Cow Level here? I think the GGG team really needs to work on this.

I’d like to suddenly be able to enter a mysterious world of my little pony island adventures and click on happy clouds where orbs drop or kill psychotic, multi-coloured ponies and receive unique gear.

I know that most of the community here secretly desires this – hey, if it worked for D3, it can work here too.

I would like it, if it is something original at least. I really wouldn't appreciate if they literally added a cow level.

maps are basically the cow level

oh and btw, can u really say anything "worked" for d3? lol

What? You haven't been to the secret Kiwi level? Or the master fishing grounds?

I said it before and ill say it now again.Are u sure there isnt inside already?GGG will not ever tell you how to find it.Maybe its something on map system that must bedone in order to trigger it,but they wont tell even if it is inside.Just like recipes,not all are known

PoE cow level is right here: http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/305570

There will NEVER be a cow level or I and many others will personally hunt down and kill GGG's designers for being unoriginal and lame.

There IS a hidden Kiwi level which makes a whole lot more sense since the developers are, actually kiwis (i.e. New Zealanders).

To access it you need the Albino Rhoa Feathers stack then you need to go to Pools in Act 2 and find a pool shaped like a kiwi - if you don't find one you have to recreate the instance as it is randomly created during random level generation. When you finally find the pool you have to stand in the middle of it and access your inventory - the Albino Rhoa Feathers will suddenly be glowing red - right click on them and your character will fall over in apparent death.

A fresh loading screen will come up - followed by the golden level where you can kill kiwis to your heart's content!

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Udja wrote:

So In Diablo 2, we had the cow level. In Diablo 3, we have my little pony level. My question to you is, Why U No Have Cow Level here? I think the GGG team really needs to work on this.

I’d like to suddenly be able to enter a mysterious world of my little pony island adventures and click on happy clouds where orbs drop or kill psychotic, multi-coloured ponies and receive unique gear.

I'm pretty sure there is a cow level. This one time, Vaal hit my cold crit witch so hard that for a second she was looking out the side of her right ear hole and I could swear I saw some rainbow ponies or magical leprechauns or something...

a milisecond before I died.