which npc has the best feet

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DarkRanger4 wrote:

The Elder.

Pseudopods do NOT count as feet

The following count as "feet" :

-Hooves, paws, toes, talons. This has Abberath, Farrul, Saqawal, and Einhar covered.
-Pereopods (walking legs) of ambulatory arthropods: Shakari, Arakaali, Ryslatha, etc
-Ventral spurs (first ray of ventral fin) in fishes and merfolk (hi Nessa)
-Vestigial hind legs in seagoing vertebrates that aren't fish: sea-dogs, sea lions, I_NO whales, walruses, dewgongs
-The primary smooth muscle mass of locomotion in mollusks. I'm pretty sure Tarkleigh is 94% limpet, the rest rhoa. You are what you eat!
-Tentacles/arms of cephalopods. You can't say Fh'tagn without Fht


The following do not have feet so get lost:
-The Beast. Sin cobbled this shit together from pond scum and sheep snot. It's got 1140 chromosomes none of which code for any sort of axial skeleton or locomotion.
-It That Fled. Xenobiological scudge in a humanoid shape for convenience. Early trials of centipede shapes resulted in It being sent to the Dark Place a lot by disgusted shoe smashings from Haku and Elreon.
-The Elder. It's actually a vacuum in space. Quantum mechanically, the Elder describes a shape to the density of matter not unlike a shoggoth, which also doesn't have legs by definition.

if we doing shit quantum mechanically
Elder could have either infinite feets or no feets at all
Chemistry is different on the other side after all
for all intents and purposes the meaning of existence in the outer universe could be feet or no feet

or maybe feet inside of feet inside of feet

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Redthorne82 wrote:

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mentalove wrote:

The gemling queen

Beginning of Act 4, End of Act 4, or Act 9 Dialla?

Young steampunk feeties, old dying feeties, or "smells like bellybutton" levels of dead feeties?

Asking for a friend. XD

I regret posting in this thread.

Quote : You know what...You guys are weird.

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Thessalonica wrote:

if we doing shit quantum mechanically
Elder could have either infinite feets or no feets at all
Chemistry is different on the other side after all
for all intents and purposes the meaning of existence in the outer universe could be feet or no feet

or maybe feet inside of feet inside of feet

Sigh.

I guess this thread made me draw something. Witch got the best feet.

Nice try, this witch is holding up the feet of a zombie’s. Eww.

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DreadLordAvatar wrote:

Nice try, this witch is holding up the feet of a zombie’s. Eww.

They're too white and unrotten to be a zombie's, more likely a Spectred Baranite Thaumaturge.

Siosa. There isn't anyone that's even close.