Path of Exile Haiku

Tired of kills with EK
Melee skills are weak
A new skill every week
A crafter's nightmare
Regal orb should be renamed
Damage Return orb
[quote="Path of Exile forums"]Draft out of sync.[/quote]
Ten pages of rage
Passionate rants from all sides
Oh look, loot thread -- locked.

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Viper Strike is fun
Trying to play hit-and-run
Desync hits -- no run.

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Woke up on a beach
Ended up in Sarn's sewers
I'm not a cockroach.

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Chromatic orb use
like blindly eating Skittles
Don't test the rainbow.


If I like a game, it'll either be amazing later or awful forever. There's no in-between.

I am Path of Exile's biggest whale. Period.
Last edited by Foreverhappychan#4626 on Mar 16, 2013, 10:43:36 AM
Peaceful map farming
Desync vaal teleport slam
Pain like no other.

Lone prison warden
Long chain grasping at my feet
Disregards a wall.

Five hundred fusings
Much time was spent clicking them
But still no six link.

Even with crashes
And unexpected desync
Game is excellent.
The_Butcherbird_Theory - Level 88 Softcore Duelist.

Back in business.
PoE is fun
But not all haikus make sense
Refrigerator
In a very grind heavy game the death penalty equates to...more grinding.
"
Charan wrote:
Woke up on a beach
Ended up in Sarn's sewers
I'm not a cockroach.

Pure gold.

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Still alive are we
Inquired Tarkleigh valiantly
Heard too many times
And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
Footsteps in the dark
The merciless Kole is near
Find alternate route
[quote="Path of Exile forums"]Draft out of sync.[/quote]
Did a turbo race today.
Had a really bad desync too
It brought a turbo death.

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