Remind me to not...carry a Cortex with Haste mods

God I'm mad I bet this is one of your faults *throws a beaver at someone.

STUPID FUCKING HBOSS
GOD DAMMIT
Dys an sohm
Rohs an kyn
Sahl djahs afah
Mah morn narr
Last bumped on Apr 19, 2019, 9:23:02 PM
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I_NO wrote:
God I'm mad I bet this is one of your faults *throws a beaver at someone.

STUPID FUCKING HBOSS
GOD DAMMIT

wow, are you made of tOiLeT PaPeR?
Dunno am I? Must be doing something good if I 1 shot most of it shieeet see the profit today?



But anything is paper if it's Haste Onslaught quad damage and pen more and crit strikes and it's a cortex


I KEEPS IT REALSZ

But since I'm in SC I can be made out of toilet paper and still STACK DEM paper and ride on 24 inch chrome

brb another cortex carry BYAAAAA
Dys an sohm
Rohs an kyn
Sahl djahs afah
Mah morn narr
Last edited by Coconutdoggy#1805 on Apr 17, 2019, 4:12:25 AM
I'am sorry?
Oh, wait i'am not.
Are you talking about this?

From today's patchnotes:
Several Synthesis boss abilities are no longer affected by attack and cast speed modifiers.
I don't think it affected Cortex like the last few I ran were still a nightmare and stressful even if I usually what 3-4 shot it? Something like that.

Dys an sohm
Rohs an kyn
Sahl djahs afah
Mah morn narr
Last edited by Coconutdoggy#1805 on Apr 17, 2019, 5:33:41 AM
Can we see your pastebin?
We could see where your defences are lacking.
Stick to walruses please I_NO, we already talked about the beavers.
~ Please separate the PoE1 and PoE2 forums.
159 exalts, probably double that in gear. Cant even kill one boss.
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Aynix wrote:
159 exalts, probably double that in gear. Cant even kill one boss.


You have never killed any Cortex XD and I killed it btw It did die it was messy but it did die.

Quad damage
Pen
hp mod
Crit

Yeah and you got a right to judge me? Hahahahah yo yo STACK MUH PAPER

4 hours of doing 820 cortex carries and those ex's BALLIN ON PAPER

I lost 3 ex to dying once but it's AITE stil got 9 in return while ridin on ma 24 inch chrome while you YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING

call u MGK now
Dys an sohm
Rohs an kyn
Sahl djahs afah
Mah morn narr
Last edited by Coconutdoggy#1805 on Apr 17, 2019, 9:07:57 AM

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