| I ran the patch notes so far for Synthesis through a Markov Chain text generator  and wanted to share its results with you.
 
Skills which involve destroying corpses now cause the new leagues.Challenge leagues are a great opportunity for a second, longer duration.The Synthesis Challenge League, you will receive the Synthesis Crown and Synthesis Crown and Synthesis Crown and Synthesis Crown and Synthesis Crown Attachment.From the 19th challenge onwards and for every third challenge after that, you will receive pieces of the Cat.Successfully stabilising the memory will allow you to take more damage per Endurance Charge.You may even stumble across Fractured Items, which contain mods that make the game harder.Added some corruption outcomes which increase the Aura effect of non-Damaging Ailments on Enemies in addition to its previous boons.Escape Artist no longer appear in areas where the projectiles land.Jun Ortoi is now 25 (was 26).Added the Arcane Surge buff itself.Flame Totem has been mostly reworked and now shares its entry passives with the Frozen Hollow wolf encounter in the Memory Nexus.From the 19th challenge onwards and for every third challenge after that, you will now say it is a T1 mod.The Whispering Ice's Icestorm skill now deals 25% more damage than expected.You can no longer have your Maximum Resistances MaximumThe Sniper and Nullification cluster (near the Shadow) has been moved into the Lord's Labyrinth to read crafting recipes.You can create private league versions of these leagues, with mods that are locked in place and cannot be modified.Hideouts will no longer spawn in graveyard areas with an active green fire effect.Item filters can now teleport to party members waiting in the cluster.You and your allies to deal more damage based on nearby enemies to have crafting benches when they actually didn't.The Azurite Mine to appear in areas where the Reset Audio Levels button would not affect the spread of its explosions.Added a new cluster north of the Synthesis Wings.Added a cap on the items you're sacrificing. What can you create?Fixed a bug where you could get a message that you triggered spells from both weapons with each attack.You are now two wheels - a big one and a small one.Added an error message for when you hit certain enemies.Added minimap icons for the Witch and Shadow after completing The Siren's Cadence.The Poet's Pen now only triggers spells socketed within it if you linger too long or take the wrong turn.Ascendancies will be applied at random.Templar budget cuts.Last bumped on Mar 5, 2019, 8:35:40 PM | 
        Posted byBex_GGGon Mar 4, 2019, 2:55:24 PM Grinding Gear Games | 
| trolled so hard. Last edited by m1o2h3d#7213 on Mar 4, 2019, 3:06:51 PM | 
        Posted bym1o2h3d#7213on Mar 4, 2019, 2:58:05 PM | 
| Second! 
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            From the 19th challenge onwards and for every third challenge after that, you will receive pieces of the Cat .
             
WUT, I want cat pieces now instead of some stupid totem
     
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            You are now two wheels - a big one and a small one.
             
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| the ia is coooked :'( Ahh, it's over... My sun... it's setting... It's dark, so dark... | 
        Posted byIndertek#3227on Mar 4, 2019, 2:59:36 PM | 
| I hope this is not all the patch notes | 
        Posted byNubatack#3979on Mar 4, 2019, 2:59:42 PM | 
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            You can no longer have your Maximum Resistances Maximum
             
Bex I'm pretty sure that was the 3.5 patch ;) | 
        Posted bycodetaku#0468on Mar 4, 2019, 3:00:53 PM On Probation | 
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[li]Templar budget cuts.[/li] 
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First he has no pants, did you take his shirt now too??? | 
        Posted byThror2k5#7154on Mar 4, 2019, 3:03:10 PM | 
| I guess your algoritm was not properly trained. Time for some machine learning. [3.9]Hasunic's Toxic Rain Trickster: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2712106[3.7]Voidforge Flicker Strike Slayer: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2532214
 [3.7]Oni-Goroshi Fire Vaal Reave Zerker: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2583978
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        Posted byHasunic#5732on Mar 4, 2019, 3:07:33 PM | 
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[li]From the 19th challenge onwards and for every third challenge after that, you will receive pieces of the Cat.[/li]
             
What did you do to the cat?  You savages! | 
        Posted byNoshei#0307on Mar 4, 2019, 3:08:20 PM | 
| These patch notes make a lot more sense than the usual ones 
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Including no more trousers except for the High Command.[19:36]#Mirror_stacking_clown: try smoke ganja every day for 10 years and do memory game | 
        Posted bycrunkatog#0985on Mar 4, 2019, 3:17:10 PM |