Fossils by Niko

Why can't Niko sell fossils?

A couple of flares cost 10 azurite, that gets you into a cave to loot fossils.
You hit a few empty rooms, no luck. So the average cost per fossil is like 50 azurite if you spam flares.

Don't forget Niko is mad when it comes to prices;
You can get a resonator easy, even if you spam flares left and right, you still get away with 100 azurite and usually find a full set of resonators, small medium large. Which Niko sells for 3500, 2000, and 500.
Turning 100 azurite into 6000?? Jesus christ (((Niko)))!

"But why go into the delve when you can just buy fossils?"

You can buy only a few daily, every 24h,
starting at ~3 fossils @depth 1,
growing quickly to ~7 @depth 100,
and finally sliding into ~10 fossil cap @depth 2000.

And the amount of rare (good/wanted/expensive) fossils will stay relatively low too. You can of course also price them all individually based on their type and how powerful you think they are, gating the goods, or... fossil cucking us.

They wouldn't be super cheap but still pretty affordable so we could "casually" farm some sulphite, do a few delves, get some azurite, and if we really need or see Niko having some specific fossil for sale that we need, it wouldn't cost us our first born to get it.

Yes there are some very powerful items that can be crafted with top fossils, but only later on. Let's face it, everything under ilvl 50 is going to be dogshit, equal to a random alch orb crafted item, nothing game breaking.
So giving players a handful of random daily fossils would be okay.
It would motivate us to get some sulphite, delve for azurite and resonators, and maybe craft 2-4 items daily, which as we already established would suck ass anyways and end up as vendor food.

Just stop being so fucking brutally punishing and dry with content GGG.
Give us some. Let us have some fun.
No it's not free for anyone already whining about this suggestion...
You have to invest time, to farm the sulphite, to farm the azurite, to delve for the resonators, and Niko has a very limited 24h supply, and the chance of him offering the really good fossils is low, and EEEVEN if and when you get all that done, you will get a shitfuck useless rare.

Have some fucking fun for a change will you?
Don't introduce crafting content if you won't let us craft with it.
And lower the resonator costs for fucks sake.
Shit should be 10% of what it is.

I honestly like this idea, especially because spamming 100 people to buy 20 fossils is really annoying.

Edit: Well written, reasonable and amusing post. Dude, you're a legend.