POE Haiku
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bright blue azurite
mesothelioma? no, breathe easy exile | |
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Play a summoner
Try to level Vorici Nope, not possible |
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Make a loot based game
Make loot not worth picking up This makes sense somehow? |
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brooding from his throne
players starve of red map drops Chris cold as winter |
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HULK JUGG 2 DUM 4 HAKU. ME BREED ZANA 2 MAKE MANY MAP. SHE LIKE MAN WITH ENDURANCE CHARGE.
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Rushed league mechanics
Boring, shallow core gameplay Why's retention bad? |
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" HAAHAHAHA your stuff is gold ^^ since I have no hope for significant game design improvements in this game I am officially done with Path of Exile. done for good
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Tencent bought us out
We no longer give a fuck See you at the beach |
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All mobs get oneshot
Only way they'll kill players Is on-death effects |
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No time for QA
1k hours experience Gone to complete waste |
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